October 21, 201411 yr Dang - refused to join the sisters - but now you tell me I could have earned as smut badge ... Guess that is why I failed as a girl gude ....love ya still mammy xxxx
October 21, 201411 yr I think my face needs some calisthenics, it is feeling a little saggy this morning. http://youtu.be/gorg48dZWhs
October 21, 201411 yr Author Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
October 21, 201411 yr Ok - ill bite - so is it action or Doreen that sounds like Lee Mack ( who had made me laugh for years )-would do awesome font change here but am on an iPad here so that ain't happening !
October 21, 201411 yr Author Ok - ill bite - so is it action or Doreen that sounds like Lee Mack ( who had made me laugh for years )-would do awesome font change here but am on an iPad here so that ain't happening ! I'll give you a hint - it's not me ;)
October 21, 201411 yr Ok - ill bite - so is it action or Doreen that sounds like Lee Mack ( who had made me laugh for years )-would do awesome font change here but am on an iPad here so that ain't happening !That would be me....( hand up in the air ) ...Although I am trying to teach action how to talk proper.....
October 21, 201411 yr I'm gonna be needin incontinence pants,be the time you lot have finished... Thanks for the face massage video..Salls.... Wendy has a broken jaw...and I've poked my eye out..... I think I'll leave mine all saggy.....I like his outfit though.....Fits like a glove......
October 21, 201411 yr Hey beautiful lady Sorry I'm not good at smut - but I loved pic ... Hell any pic when your avatar arse doesn't look big has to be good ... right ?? Xxx
October 21, 201411 yr Middle class jolly's http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/quinoa-sourdough?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphz#1g5jnk0
October 21, 201411 yr remember these doreen gosh they used to make me laugh I would be in the seaside shops laughing my socks off and wouldnt leave until i read them all it was great :)
October 21, 201411 yr O.m.g...do I.....oh yes..... I remember getting a clip of my mum.....come away..... Mmmm maybe I was a smutt kid....l.ol..... When I got older i too made sure I read very one.........Blackpool ....penny arcade and the dirty cards...
October 21, 201411 yr Wow! See I told you that smut would follow... that is why I opted for the hug... lol
October 21, 201411 yr I had a good laugh today with all your stuff.... Thanks everyone.....I loved it all It was just what the doctor ordered..... Hugs and kisses... Xxxxxxx
October 21, 201411 yr Hope you are ok mammy, thinking of you and Tony, Love you lots like jelly tots xxxxx
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