October 22, 201411 yr Author A Martian couple and an Earthling couple meet and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks the Earthling. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member--about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says the woman. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow...." "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, the Earth male asks, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she says, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?" "It was OK," he replies, "but a little weird. The whole time she was slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
October 22, 201411 yr Author A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already." "Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride. "Impossible", says the sales clerk. "Unfortunately not", the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him"
October 22, 201411 yr Hi rossy sweetheart....thank you..., Your jokes are getting smuttier by the day....you made me laugh... Xxxxx
October 22, 201411 yr Author Mammy, a reminder to yesteryear, in anticipation of our game with Real Madrid tonight - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29621283
October 22, 201411 yr L.ol... Oh ya come on you reds.....you can do it.... Go out there and do us proud.....you too bad boy..xx
October 22, 201411 yr Doreen... I forgot to say - Happy Hump Day :) Of course it is....that reminds me I'm off to find some smutt....I'm laggin behind.....
October 22, 201411 yr L.o.l....when they life size...how big is that....If its my size ..then you would only get a very small doll.... Some folk might feel cheated.....I think they should come in different heights.....he looks like he's wasted anyway.... I don't think he,d care.....
October 22, 201411 yr She's 5'5 with Flesh-like vinyl... I think we all strive to have vinyl-like flesh!
October 22, 201411 yr Hi Sarah....great to see you....5ft 5 .. Does this come with pump....I have a vision....not good.....
October 22, 201411 yr During her annual check up.... Doc says ...please take off all your clothes and climb on to the examining table..... To which she replied shyly....I carnt just undress in front of you... All right the physician says....I'll flick the light off,you undress,and tell me when your ready.... A few moments later..her voice shouted out in the darkness.... Doctor I've undressed what shall I do with my clothes... Doc shouts....oh just put them on the chair on top of mine...
October 23, 201411 yr Ok we need another joke on this happy day... A man suggests to his wife.. !! Darling...shall we try swopping positions tonight !!... That's a great ides she says..... !!why don't you stand by the irony board,while I sit on the sofa and break wind !!.....
November 7, 201411 yr I laughed my backside off... Me ...you....and nancy.....don't we harmonise......go sisters.....
November 9, 201411 yr well, here is the kind of party I am sure Doreen has never attended or if she had Jimmy wouldn't have been crackin' so much corn, if you know what I mean. https://archive.org/details/WhatMake1950
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