Does a platter of chicken nuggets under candlelight count? Oh, and I'll seat the lady as well...

 

How often do you feel like you truly piss people off, like a per month or per year basis? (not directed at you at all, D :wub: )

I piss people off, possibly a lot.  You know, New Orleans is friendly and we say good morning, good evening, good night to people on the street.

 

I smile and greet strangers whenever I go out and many of them don't understand the custom, tourists feel affronted.  i think that's funny.

 

Why are caterpillars marauding my cayenne peppers ?

They find them irresistible, and figure since you're so welcoming to others, they're welcome too.

 

If Obama was coming over for dinner, what would you cook for him?

my most excellent  Duck and Andouille Gumbo,  Buttermilk biscuits, green salad and Charley's Pecan Pie

 

what was the last book you recommended ?

somebody should really tell the guy what he's missing!

 

The last book I recommended was maybe The Night Shift, a book of short stories by Stephen King, over in Indi's thread.

 

What was the last big purchase you made?

My outdoor pond renovation.

 

What was the last  country you visited?

Portugal...this year...

 

Are you a early morning person ?

No, more of a late night person.

 

If you see somebody a few blocks away walking towards you that you have serious beef with, would you cross the street or otherwise find a means of escape, such as loitering inside the closest store, in order to avoid them?

I would walk up to them and suggest we go for a cocktail and work that shit out  (unless it was an ex husband lol )

 

Are you at ease in an automobile, even when you are not driving ?

Depends on how much coffee I've had.

 

Have you ever eaten anything out of the trash?

Not as far as I know...but some of these restaurants.... Who knows....

 

Have you ever stolen anything ?

I have 'liberated' some items that were being ill used.

 

Have you ever seen a UFO ?

Yes I believe that I have.  A friend and I were driving and we both saw it and looked at each other to see if the other had seen it.  It was weird.  We may have been under an influence...but that should not matter.

 

Ever saved someone's life?

no

 

 

Have you ever ridden a horse?

Yes. 

 

Have you ever ridden a horse bareback?

no

 

 

Have you ever gone to the circus?

yes

 

What is your favorite scent?

Issey Miyake

 

 

Can you wiggle your ears?

no

 

Where is your favorite place on earth?

The beach.

 

Can you raise one eyebrow?

Yes!  (it was my favorite weapon when raising my kids.  lol.  if an eyebrow goes up...watch out! )

 

 

can you roll your tongue?

Yes. Can't do anything tricky such as tie a cherry stem, however. :)

 

Have you gained weight since your quit?

Yup

 

Have you ever traveled overseas?

Yes.

 

Have you enjoyed an outside concert?

Yes

 

 

Have you ever gotten a celebrities' autograph?