and you receive  the un-cut version of Night of the Living Dead (in black and white of course)

 

I insert my collection of vinyl

You get my old Fisher Price record player.

 

I insert some cranberries.

And you get some orange-cranberry nut bread.

 

I insert 10 half pints of strawberry jam

You get a lot of homemade bread.

 

I insert Scooby snacks.

You get a lot of crumbs in the Mystery Machine

 

I insert a toothpick

You get a perfectly baked cake.

 

I insert a pac-man coin op game.

You get an offer from The Pawn Stars

 

I insert a socket set (metric)

And you get a 3/4 " nut that you can almost turn with the 19 mm socket but you won't because you hate using the wrong tool.

 

I insert an autotitrator

You get a glass tube and a little bottle.  Thanks for the autotitrator.  :)

 

I insert a piece of driftwood. 

And you get toothpicks which is handy since you have part of your breakfast caught in your front teeth.

 

I insert a bar of soap

You get the song "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

 

I Insert the game Trivial Pursuit

you get a slice of pizza

 

i Insert a doughnut

You get a sugar rush.

 

 

I insert a crowbar.

you get a blister

 

i insert a hair dyer

You get the frizzes.

 

 

I insert a car battery.

you get a hybrid car

 

I insert hair gel

You get it back because sharks don't have hair.  :P

 

 

I insert fire crackers.

You get a hand with two missing fingers

 

I insert a red fox

you get fred Sanford

I insert a can of soda

You get an unhealthy treat.

 

I insert a quarter.

You get a flashing red light indicating that's it's not 1965 and you need to enter one more dollar to get something.

 

I insert a karoke machine

You get TAC singing the YMCA song.

 

I insert a coke machine inside the coke machine.

You get a happy looking vendor who can charge double the price

 

I insert a 1970's disco ball

you get 

 

 

I insert a leather boot

And you get PETA giving you a lecture and some flip flops made of recycled tires.

 

I insert cheese curds