Bubbles come out for no apparant reason.

I insert Paul's one year birthday cake! Woo hoo!

And the Coke machine gives comrade simba thousands of frozen tears that don’t melt because they come from good people and comrade simba is not sure he should have them and doesn’t want to explain how he got them, so he plants them everywhere he goes hoping they will heal the planet.

 

I insert blackberry frozen yogurt made with wild blackberries

You get ants.

 

I insert the clay handprint I made in nursury school

And you get a bar of soap to clean off your hand, finally!

 

I insert a slice of peach pie

Finally, the coke machine just can't take anymore of the junk food desert items people insist on putting in it... and quietly slips into a sugar coma.

 

I insert a hog pancreas.

You get a  hot dog  sausage

 

I insert a bracelet

And get a ring ;-)

 

I insert the London Eye

And you get "Dotting the Eye" at Ohio Stadium, "The Horseshoe", in front of 105,000 fans on crisp fall afternoon.

 

I insert a college football game experience

And you get a hangover with a headache lol

 

I insert a empty wine bottle lol

And you get a chance to play "spin-the bottle", but since it's just Tracey and you, the outcome isn't very surprising but you sure do like playing.

 

I insert new chances for old things

You get recycled dreams

 

I insert New horizons

And you get to a place you've been before.

 

I insert a badly folded map

I get lost

 

I insert a car key

You get a parking ticket.  

 

I insert enough antihistamines to put a horse to sleep.

And you get a summer rain to clear the air.

 

I insert tall grass (actually about half and half weeds and grass, not much of a lawn)

You and your neighbors get a decrease in property tax.

 

I insert a flock of geese heading north.

and you get a migration citation

 

I insert a loom band!

If that's what I think it is, you get an unfinished 12 foot loom band bracelet, er rope or something...that was going to be continued to apply for the World Record, but somehow got forgotten and just gets moved around lol.  

 

I insert the night.

And you get a Summer morning with a bit of pink in the sky early and a light breeze from the Southwest.

 

I insert Saltine crackers

You get some Skippy Peanut Butter smeared on them.

 

I insert one pain in the ass turning 15 year old :)

Yuck, don’t you think you should warn the Coke machine before inserting something like that? What is that smell, goat? The Coke machine gives you a kid that will infuriate, disappoint, annoy and gross you out one hundred times, then give you a moment of pure amazement.

I insert teenage hormones (glad to be rid of them)

You get a curfew.

 

I insert a fluffy kitten.

You get a dog in hot pursuit.

 

I insert 2 dogs in hot pursuit.

You get a couple bags of peanuts and two cheap seats in the bleachers.

 

I insert absolutely inedible hospital oatmeal.

And you get lime green jello!

 

I insert a nurse that helps your blood flow