and out came a Portugese Bacon being served with a special sauce.

 

I put in an amphibian and a ghost.

And out came transparent tadpoles

 

I put in a Pepsi........

And out came a crafty beazel

 

I put in one left shoe and a right handed glove

And out came an incomplete scarecrow.

 

I put in some rain and a cold night

And out came a Unicorn along with the country it represents

 

I put in a 4 candle and a birthday cake

And out came a message that said "47 candles short mate"

 

I put in a bad attitude and some fairy floss (candy floss / cotton candy)

And out came a French waiter with a father's beard.

 

I put in a carousel and a turbocharger

 

Out came a horse powered washing machine.

 

i put in a grumpy attitude and a shoulder chip.

Sounds like the recipe for my brother. Middle child syndrome comes out?

 

I put is a breeze block and a wish

And out comes a broken foot and a (used)wish that I hadn't dropped that breeze block!!

 

I put in a packet of hankies and a hundred sneezes..

and out comes our sick little @catlover

 

I put in some chicken and pineapple. 

and out comes a half-perfect pizza

 

I put in 5#'s of butter.....

and out came some butter bickies

 

I put in some cinnamon and chocolate.

Out came a coco cinnabon!

 

I put in Eggs and Bacon.

Out came an omelet! I inserted tinsel and ribbon

Out came a beautifully wrapped present

 

I put in sun glasses and flip-flops

and out came a tourist down under for chrissy.

 

I put in a chicken and a pig

and out came a flying pig!

 

I put in Santa and his reindeer 

and out came a present.

 

I put in 3 dogs and only 2 bones.

And out came 3 bones and only 2 dogs!

 

Put in a pig in a poke! 

 

 

 

And out came a shank....and some jail yard revenge.

 

Put in a plum pudding and some chopsticks

and out came a smiling Chinaman

 

I put in a pig and a tattoo machine.....

Out came train full of people with maple leaf tattoos and I ? Canada across their foreheads.

 

I put in some bug spray and a mouse trap.

And your next two lifetimes are really gonna suck.

I put in an "Are We Great Yet?" bumper sticker...

and out came someone who drives on the right side of the road even though its wrong.

 

I put in a football and a some beer.