And out came Jillar and wee fluufy me

 

I put in a tomato

 

 

and out came a duck.

 

i put in a pork chop

And out came some very messy boobies. 

 

I put in some salad and dressing 

And out came a happy digestive tract

 

I put in humility dumpty

and out came a humble omelette.

 

I put in a baseball.

And out came the Yankees, @Whispers favorite team

 

I put in black eyeliner

and out came a Panda Bear...

 

I put in some bright red lipstick

And out came @reciprocity looking for that kangaroo

 

I put in a fighting Irishman

And out came the blarney stone 

 

Ooopps my bad..!!☺

 

I put in some very hot coffee 

Edited June 25, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
I forgot to put mine in...☺☺

anth outh came a burnth thung.

 

 

i put in a snowball

out came some special snowflakes, all smokers.

 

I put a question into the machine will the special flakes be able to quit ?

 

Edited June 27, 20188 yr by despair not

and out came an answer car... ONLY IF THEY NOPE

 

I put in a monkey wrench and some irises

out came a monkey with a dozen eyes

 

I put in an alien and a ballet dancer 

and out came Jabba Baryshnikov.

 

I put in a moonless sky and some chocolate

Edited June 29, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

but someone stole the chocolate in the dark.

 

I put in something but it wasv so dark I couldn't see what

Edited June 29, 20188 yr by despair not

and out came some red fireworks cos you put in gunpowder and strontium chloride.

 

i put in some oranges and lemons

And out came a headless corpse

 

I put in some hiking boots and no socks

and out came a stench so vile and repulsive anyone who smelt it has havin a ralph.

 

I put in 1 thong (flip flop) and a wheelie bin

And out came a pile of toe jam! 

 

I put in a pig, a goat and a bottle of vodka

And out came Putin. 

 

I put in some rosemary , lime  and Chanel No. 5

And came a man who didn't know whether to cook, fix a drink or take the lady out to dinner.

 

I put in the beach, hot weather and fair skinned British people.

And out came some crispy critters.

 

I put in thunder, 30deg, and birds flying east.

Are those Adelaide teams heading to Melbourne for the Grand Final?

 

I put in saints and a dream.

and out came the most loyal supporters in the AFL?

 

I put in purple and orange

And out came a fluffy notsmokinjo and an aussie wee me.

 

I put in a pig and a plague mask