3. Throw it away🤣

Dip my Chinese noodles in it

5. Baste your duck with it

6

 

Dip my crab Rangoon in it

7. Give it to the cat😂

8

Dip my bread sticks in it

9-bait an ant trap

Mix it with hot Chinese mustard.

(I haven’t seen Duck sauce in  Chinese restaurants in CA)

 

10 things you can do with a lanyard

1. Put a whistle on it and put it around your neck

2. wad it up and stick it in yer pocket

Edited October 24, 20214 yr by intoxicated yoda
forgot number

3. Use it as a makeshift leash

4. twirl it on your finger

5. Put a badge on it and wear it

6.  put a clip on it and hang it around your neck to hold your pants up.  very useful for plumbers

7. You can put it on a hard to grab zipper

8. Use it to keep all your keys together

9. Use it to hang your luggage tag on

10 put your ID on it

 

Use paper towels for

1. As dinner napkins

2 clean windows

3. Clean up spills

Line the biscuit tin 

5, Line the crisper drawer in the fridge

6. Blow your nose in it

7.  in place of an oven mitt

 

@jillar  it's a guy thing

Edited December 26, 20214 yr by intoxicated yoda