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Foxes and iguanas rarely yodel Yodel

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-9 Too early yet, my mummy says five more minutes.

Humans evolve less pleasantly sometimes Zoos

-9 You said it wouldn't be painful.

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-12 I did the flatness on purpose because I'm hoping it will feature in the opening credits of a new series of The League of Gentlemen. Talking of which, and to answer your question, we 'locals' forget it's and there you have to be quite near it depending on how windy it is.

I hope you're not being Bansheeist. That's against the law. Her is the relevant sub - section: "It is also an offence to discriminate on the grounds of a person or persons Banshee origins."

Excellent. -12 Did it first thing this morning. It's singing like a bird now.

-12 Hi to all

I don't know, these young people today!

Don't worry about it, you're too young for all this. Think of nice things instead like fairies.

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Suave and very educated dinosaurs. Plebs

Once reasoning expressed solidarity Stoic

We cook this very simple but delicious mixture. It's at any ratio you like but I say in thirds of volume. Tin of chopped tomatoes. Grated strong cheddar or you're favourite one. Diced onion. Just simmer away until the onions are to your liking, crunchy or gone soft. You can cook some onions before and add to mixture. It only takes a few minutes to melt the cheese and heat the toms. Dip a crusty loaf in it and enjoy.

Some person over ordered noodles ditto

Were you? Just asking.

(In the darkest depths of the Universe)