WeegieWoman

I'm still keeping up my regime although not posting. I'm hitting the gym for my classes Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. A row outside on a Thursday and sometimes Friday. And then hopefully a regatta on a Saturday. Healthy body, healthy mind. Has always been my mantra. I've lost my six pack since quitting, but it's slowwwwwwwly coming back

Weegie - someone from Glasgow Though this is quite funny from urban dictionary - A group of glory hunting religous bigots from Weegieland(Glasgow), Ballingry and Lochgelly. They are easily spotted esp on holday because they wear the same Rangers or Celtic taps every day. They call everybody wee man and all their children are called Wayne. While walking in Lochgelly one day I passed 3 different people wearing Ireland Football taps. I was amazed so when I saw a fourth I had to ask him what was going on. He replied that his Celtictap was gettin washed for the summer. I told the wife and she said "What the **** do you expect from a Weegie c**t"

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Your face won't crack if you smile

And kinda elongates

Back gammon

Perhaps speak English

Wide fit

Talking of bird shit my husband is the pure daftie that has a convertible. And any hint of sunshine the roof is down. One day he was driving to the toon and drove under a railway bridge. Where there are loads of pigeons. And yes, you guessed it, he got shat on a pure belter 😂😂 he was so fricking embarrassed. I was like serves you right 😁

He gave me the cold shoulder

Number ten

You eat rubbish

Overripe, especially squishy

Apple pie extravaganza

I hold him in high regard

Queen bee

Line dancing

Real koalas yawn

Get off your high horse

Matt finish

Wanlockhead, Scotland. This is where my father in law lives. Off the grid everyone has proper fires, it smells lovely when you walk round.

Give us a high five 👋

Please everyone

Ginger - What it usually means: A hair colour. Meaning in Glasgow: fizzy juice