WeegieWoman

Models eat nothing

Rambo uses steroids

Trumps usually smell

Oozing runny yolk

I met Elvis

Edgy - we d say keep edgy as kids, meant look out for teachers when we were smoking at our wee corner! If a teacher was coming it was like EDGY meant teacher approaching

Cabinet maker

She's all work and no play

Poisened egg roulette

It shouldn't hurt

Omelettes need salt

Catch the shoplifters

Limp little sausage

Not got sass

Love is great, happy times HEART

Over charged

Never did somersault

A noisy tuba

Already in doubles

He's as straight as an arrow

1 is the lie 2. I did yes puke out the side of a taxi on my first date pure classy. 3. Yes that was me

Getting nicely secreted

1.My husband is a taxi driver 2.I puked out the side of a taxi my first date with hubby 3. My husband had to pay £100 to a taxi driver as I puked in the footwell of a taxi.

Sneaky jill is good at setting these as I know you're a crap traveller, a twin and have worked a few jobs. 2 is the lie