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Don't get me started

Congratulations on 11 months jayhawk, I hope you're planning something extra special for your one year anniversary!

That wasn't an invitation, it was your work order

Hmmmm, I'm starting to worry because my invitation still hasn't arrived....

Gonorrhea

A prisoners last meal I put in a green M&M and a tooth

Do you think we're already too old to?

The smell of fish on my face will help keep away

Make sure your car is running good!

Don't let the door hit you on your way out

Gotta get on with the getting on

I rather see them increase the cost to some ridiculous amount of money than ban them. Black markets are never good, no matter what the product or service...…….

Congratulations on three years quit G67! I hope you have a great day

Hire a competent videographer

Watching Master chief junior finale and flipping to America's Got Talent auditions during the commercials

I couldn't decide between a chocolate pudding or a bowl of vanilla ice cream so I thought about mixing the pudding into the ice cream because I'm not a big fan of boring vanilla ice cream. THEN I thought hmmmm, I could make a Dr.pepper float with the ice cream but since its kinda late for caffeine it'll have to wait until tomorrow. So a beer it is 😋

Pull the bandaid off fast then it is to

We might as well go back to he present and

Can I get a break?

Then I get to clean my pond filters, yay me! 😜

Congratulations on five years fizzie!

Congratulations steveo, two months down is awesome!

I get to do more laundry today How's that fluffy? 😂