notsmokinjo

See I'm such a good girl I frickin don't get the whole tell a lie thing.... now can some fvcker help me get me tongue out me cheek (< is this the special Australian smiley)

tsk tsk tsk.... Man that 2018 trophy is lookin good now.

SOOOOO a little rabbit told me its the Bunny's berfdee..... and then another little bunny told me that Boo and Reci were on there way over to help ya celebrate... got footage of yer reaction even: Happy Birthday.... enjoy 21.... again

2's the lie cos sometimes ya like to pretend ya not a pom and don't put ketchup on everything.

Keep it up 'boys' and the Chicks team will be unbeatable... 2 new recruits in one mornin'

-1

Yeah well time to lie ya pants off Mr slide

13.... Off to work, where I'll be written me resume.

NOPE..

I believe you can hand your man card into the conductor and ya now playin fer the chicks!

An out came a letter to Santa I put in a gumnut

13 .. Seriously you fvckers... Not liken this game.

True. Tnp has had their eyebrows waxed

Noyne

Ate

8

False... Had to show the kid how it was done. Tnp has had their makeup done by a kid

Um I Neva had a perm... Cos I has the one nature provided

Parma violet jus confuses me cos a frickin parma is wot we call chicken parmigiana here... Most pubs have a cheap parma night on tuesdee or thursdee an a wide variety of toppins.. But a parma milkshake???? Is that cos ya importing the good shlt from aus?

Oh Doreen I'm so sorry for his delay. Not sure how it works ova there but having a chat to your local member can help this not happen again. Fingers crossed it's all over soon.

fluffy you can keep ya draw porridge but fridge porridge is awesome.

Fwee

It all depends on the toppins.. The kid likes butter an honey an cinnamon sugar .... I like butter an salt... Me dad has honey an nannas. Nothin better on freezing DAy.

I remember reading Popcorn and feeling a bit dirty at times.... But Two Brothers frustrated me and I haven't read one of his since.

1. True... Cos she annoyed me first week of the year when she said somethin off about gays so I would deliberately ask questions to make her look stupid or already have rebuttal answers ready from the bible that she said held all the answers, I'd just find the answers she didn't wanna here. 2. True... Got hired in a pub smashed off my face but best job ever and would get to buy duty free grog an smokes from the RAAF bar..hmmm maybe not the best job ever. 3. LIE - so Slip Nslide has it... gave up netball about 12 months ago because of my neck/back/shoulder.