notsmokinjo

I always thought it wad partial to durry. Why do dogs and teenage boys have to stink so bad when they're wet? @despair not we have Irish jokes...I was just embracing my own inner Irish and trying to work out an actual frickin answer thanks for saving the sanity. It is five o'clock somewhere you can have a smoke at 9am. See the smelly dog and boy question above.

Can't really add anything not already said but Boo hit on something important... Go look in the mirror, see that bloke looking back, he has not had a smoke for 81 days, how frucking awesome is that dude, he fought and clawed his ways through detox, he broke the habits, he did that, the bloke in the mirror. Give yourself the credit you need. A mate from softball who i havent seen since i quit offered me a smoke last week when he was visiting for our finals and when I said nope, I don't smoke no more he said "That is so great. You have to be hards as nails to quit. I hope you know how proud of yourself you should be"... Own your own success because you chose not to smoke and fif 81 days you haven't and sure boardies like us can help when the chips are down but your the one who is doing the hard yakka. Hoping for sunshine when you wake up, inside and out.

Yay its Saturday. The kid has a softball grand final today.. Her first one ever... So let's all say NOPE and wish her luck.( hehehe). NOPE... Its not softball but baseball, wots the difference I hear the Brits ask.. Softballers have bigger balls. Have a happy NOPE Satdee

Don't you want Jill's bunny but weegie?

Do you think I have a coffee probkem?

@despair not wot is the answer to this...I have issues and its driving me mental.

I think you even got the canooks by completely forgetting their existence. On what map are Turkey, Israel and Australia part of Europe?

War Horse

Uncool...stupid excuse for a long boring walk Darts... Cool or not cool

And we av a winner.. 1. Is a lie... Music scholarship paid my year 12 in highschool. 3. Is a lie, aced English Lit So Slippy has it.. 2. Is true, my job involves communication with people all over the world.

Why is Cornish sad face... Never heard of it Devon style...Devonshire tea here is always served jam then cream....stop confusing the convict...you can't send us here and spect us to do shit right Black... But with milk Water or cordial... Just accept soft drink is the work of Satan an not an option

Cornish.... Scones with tea or coffee

Pineapple... Especially if sharing Jam... Strawberry or apricot

OK Oj...shop bought or squezzed at home

Ultraviolet

Emu snag

Saw

Quantum Hoops

Cooked Juice oj or tomato

Lilly likes yelling

Do you think I have maybe had 10 coffees today? (Bombers lead by 10 with 3mins to go)

Porridge Rainbow

Can I have a coffee?

Oh I'd like to. Do you think my kidney could take it?

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