notsmokinjo

trying to be really good because anything could happen this morning.

ovalteenie lollies...

Ink...preferably on a hot body

I know what you mean...about 10pm last night I took another dose and went to have a shower where I felt all dizzy so I had to sit on the floor of the shower and I woke there with the ice cold water raining down just after 2am... So then I heated up every heat bag in the house to get warm and the internet dropped out so I decided to make apple tea cakes then find my mobile then walk to the servo for credit recharge...at least I didn't think I could drive...and my cakes are sitting in the oven BT not cooking but I didn't turn the oven on and I washed last nights dishes cis no other frucker did... And now I'm thinking I probably shouldn't be the one to iron the kids uniform...

Wondering why the apple cakes won't cook with the oven off

Good morning to all my lively fellow NOPErs. Today sees the B.Northies back to reality after their long weekend... May 8th may be Iris Day in the US... But it us also May Day or VE day the day we rember those list in WWII of all nations and its Red Cross/Crescent day.. So remember the fallen and remember those who volunteer to ease our burden. @Whispers hope its a better day mate. @Rozuki hope your recoveries coming nicely, was thinking of you and sending healing vibes. Edit: with only 230 sleeps til Santa comes might be time to start working on that wish list. Now the real important shit... Today, I pledge to honour the NOPE... Because nothing controls my life but me. Topic of the day: things that grow

Scoop the poop hand on bag... but we have a shovel for the backyard. cats.... crystal kitty littler or clay kitty litter.

-2 Thee mus be some Torres in the atmosphere.... he he he

Bickies

I'd have feeders in the garden but they'd be too scared of the shepherd who would think they were a new catch toy. Bees... use your garden to attract them or try and keep them away.

(.) (.) ... naughty naughty

1 .... Wouldn't it be cool if I was a wee bit down the road... but would it be the high road or the low road????

(its way better than marmite... marmite is puke) Laundry

Sit down and enjoy, then run around like a blue arse fly for the next 2. Which meal are you most likely to skip - Breakie or Lunch

3 evening Fluffy.

zoot suits

vegemite

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Coleslaw... but only cos i twist it, I love my twisted coleslaw, I wish I could have some tonight with my minute steak but its on the no-no list. (I am sick of tayta salad, i have to make tayta salad so many times a year (even in winter crazy friends) I just over it... actually no, I like tayta salad when its 2 days old and then smothered in soy sauce but only kikomin mushroom soy.) With ya roast: Beans or Peas

Icing (translation: Frosting)

LANDS

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Oh I fink its awesome my back doesn't hurt and I can move but i think its bad that I took the pain pill and the muscle relaxy pill... at least I don't need to get the train home tonight.. cos I might be a bit something. I so can't focus. Can I never, i mean ever focus. There are lots of little thought balloons and when I catch them I can't hold onto them they just keep floating away.