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Kinda like my snowman poem too ay?

I spose not. Don't you think its kinda stalker creeperish that your shadow always follows you around?

There are a few I can think of that haven't been done. But digging deep sounds like the trick. We can do variations on previous though can't we?

Umm... creatively, with some psychedalic lighting maybe, and little dancing mushrooms riding on the backs of sparkly unicorns.. oh wait, high not tripping... "pass the chips man" <- will that work? How do you make your brownies special?

Does the fact I'm laughing answer your question?

Way cool. Kinda makes you feel sad for some of those other threads that have been around for years and have never been pinned doesn't it?

Almost, but not quite, that Sticks thread is the funnest thread here. Who knew there were so many variety of sticks and some even have a purpose?

Oh look at Sslippy... talking the talk and couldn't even find a sad X to posted then failed to post the saddest Aerosmith song? Comeback

You are right, don't worry Sslip we don't think the poms stick, at lease not in an olfactory sense. Don't you think its fun to tease the token pom?

Why two rights silly. (but 3 right would) What I want to know is if two negatives make a positive and a wrong is a negative and a right is a positive how the hell is it that two wrongs don't make a right?

So the pommies stink?

Oh, I see we went to the same school of parenting.

They really wish they were Aussie Bogans but a mullet is the nearest they will ever get. How come yanks drive on the wrong side of the road?

^ so I liked your post, for lack of a suitable option... we need a hug, or a pat on the back option or something... because I didn't think sad was appropriate either.... we just need something fr solidarity or to show support... a flower? wont the sticks just love that. OK big huge fellow mummy hug. Lets focus on the positives here.... she confessed, voluntarily... that shows she loves and respects you and you have an amazing relationship. It shows she knows she did wrong and you are going to love her unconditionally, regardless of what stupid thing she does... and at 18 the stupid is only just beginning. It shows she wanted 'the talk' and you to do the mum thing... she wanted to hear, that's how I started don't be a dipshit like me... she wanted to be reminded of that and she knew you would do it without making her feel worthless, COS YOU ARE A FRICKIN BRILLIANT MUM!!!! Don't blame yourself at all either cos parents smoking making it acceptable for the kids.. I call bullshit. Neither of my parents smoked in my life time and both were militantly anti smoking (well mum would have a cigar when she was really drunk but that's it) and I grew up to be a minimum pack a day smoker. My cousins, who grew up with two chain smoking parents and all their clothes reacked of stale smoke cos they smoked in the house... both grew up to be militantly anti smoking. What your parents do does not control what you do.. were you in her mind controlling her muscles?, didn't think so (and if you were please tell me how so I can do that with the Kid). You did not put that smoke in her mouth, light it or drag... as an adult (18 is legally an adult) she chose to do that herself. As an adult, she knew she effed up and came to talk to you about it. You were a great example to her.

Fade Into You - Mazzy Star Fathers Day - Wedding, Parties, Anything

Over hear we call a spray of deoderant and a spritz of cologne a pommy shower, does anyone know why?

Edan's Song - The Dead Salesmen (this was written when a friend od'd to play at his funeral)

I promise it wont like the bath, even if you use the toilet, you learn so many things from ya kids, aren't they wonderful? (Oh and @WeegieWoman yep we drive on the right side of the road just like you.... right as in correct, because we drive on the left side.... the kiwis do too. Not so odd at all @Sslip)

^^^ I would have gone with the Armageddon one... but meh.. There'll Be Sad Songs - Billy Ocean

^^ not my post was for the retrospective X.... here is my Z Sad Jane - Frank Zappa (so its not really a song, its instrumental but its called SAD so I'm claiming it.)

Cos I am awesome.... Retrospective X: Say Something Loving - The Xx

Did you just throw down the gauntlet old man?, oh challenge accepted. Impossible

The Day You Went Away - Wendy Matthews.

Under the Bottom - Ugly kid Joe ft. Phil Campbell

Well there's a surprise... NOT.... Lordy Sslip using his saved monies to reward himself by helping others. Fantastic post Shane and what an amazing way to reward yourself and to give back at the same time. So fricken jealous. Just make sure not to pack a red jacket, I think they have an aversion to them over there, especially when the bloke wearing it has a pommy accent. Your last week was a bit of a gauntlet run of testing the quit with your drinks night and the start of the cricket season.... and you sailed through it all with total aplomb. I don't think you realise how solid the base is for your quit, you're like a rock Slip. I loved "on the shoulders of giants, and those that went before them" because you can be assured your someone else's giant. Wish I was traveling a month behind you instead of a month ahead when these rare little gems you produce appear, because ^that up there, that's what I needed to be reading at the 10 week mark. So that when I spent the next 6 weeks wading through the next three weeks there was light at the end of the tunnel and to know i wasn't alone, when all the crazy new stages of being quit hit I would also know that I wasn't the only one, it was typical, someone else had done it. So for those coming behind you now, in a year or in 4 I thank you too. (OH, didn't think of that but as @WeegieWoman said, post a link mate I'll sponsor you too)