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9 8 ... oo hello rose babe.

Craving some steamed South Melbourne Market DimSims

9 .... we named our goldfish.... and our siamese fighting fish Shandy .... hmmm ok, Mr Lincoln, do I need to adjust my first name cos we called him Tof but his name was really Three of Five?

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... bloody pedantic pom... now if it was me I'd go with whatever option sounded funnier and not ask for clarification cos are we really gunna know???? but yes, fish count and its the first street your lived on, not the first you remember... UNLESS you don't know what it was called and then just use the first one you remember.

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Our hot jam doughnuts are basically balled hot sugared doughtnuts with hot jam in the middle... usually $1 each nowadays. There used to be a stall at the south melbourne market that did hot sugar doughnuts that were a ring... you had the choice of sugar, cinnamon sugar or you could get it injected with blackberry jam.... omg divine... but the trendies moved into south melbourne and the doughnut shop was lost to developments.... ?

I would say forgetting your quitaversary is a good thing. Welcome to the land of double figures... huge achievement.

8 .... cos slippy had a whoopsy and should only be 9... and he really shouldn't be playing without a porn name... tsk tsk tsk

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8 ... welcome home from work slippidy doo dah.... so Toby Colby and I, Tof Farrell need to know your Porn Star name or you wont be allowed to play... its a new rule for today... To get a porn name your first name = the name of your first pet & your last name = the name of the first street you lived one.

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Confession: I think with her confession above, Fluffy is really missing out on one of the true joys of life... the doughnut van...

7 ... The Tobe-star.... hehehe

7 Fluffy dear... wots ya porn star name... the boys wont play, they gone all shy... your first name is the name of your first pet, your last name is the name of the first street you lived on Me = Tof Farrell ... I'm a fancy arse porn star with a name like that.

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Are you wearing new shoes @Wee fluffy me??? Maybe you just need to make those wean's earn their keep cand get them to give you a good foot rub. ... try giving them a warm soak when ya get home then put some deep heat (linement) on them to see if that helps. Might just be sore after a busy week at work...if they are no better in 3 days off to the doctor my dear.

or from the place at the train station where I get 2 hot jam doughnuts and a hot coffee for $5

confession: I think Krispy Kreme doughnuts are over rated and I have never liked any that I have had... give me a hot jam doughnut from a van by the beach and I'm happy..

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^^ Mum Cliques are what Mean Girls become when they age. I avoid the mum cliques like the plague. Its not so bad with her high school as her school seems to have the nuns or the girls themselves do a lot of the things the mum cliques normally do... I have already clocked the mums who will be an issue for me and luckily the kid has only befriended on of their kids. I had a few run ins with the mum clique at her first primary school but was oblivious to them at the 2nd school.

9 well may you mmm porn me but what's ya porn name??? I need to know now cos the question is out there... SS lippy would tell us his.