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not bad dunking... Arnott's Quatro... or for fancy smancy... Quatro Hazelnut Delight.

I'd go bright on the pjs.... do you think I own any?

I'm not into colourism I wear all colours equally... well no, i think i wear black the most... and I hate pink.... tend to wear a lot of red.... I think we all wear a lot of black don't you agree Jillar?

Brown sheets are awesome.... starting brown is the way to go Jillar don't you think??

Hungry Jacks is what Burger King is called in Australia cos we already had a burger king.... but this ad was certainly a ripper...

Well maybe I like my sex dirty or maybe I just think the brown sheets go nice with the doona cover an I have ocd and things have to be matchy?

Ovaltinies... yummy, yummy rock hard lumps of malty chocolate goodness... preparing a whole generation of kids to pop little pills for a 'rush'... they even have little pics imprinted on them.

Timeout Magazine.... is that a publication just for the naughty boys and girls??? I thought time out was sposed to be a time for reflection and sensory deprivation???? Am I supposed to provide reading materials?? O ... dear ... um Flexibility is being employed here.... the is the Oatmeal (or Highland Oatmeal) which is like your digestives I think.... or there is Arnotts Full O' Fruit ... dad likes these but Blurgh.... not liking of the O options....wait a sec, hold up.... I so have an O... and its one of me faves... Arnott's ORANGE SLICE

Doesn't cone rhyme whit moan? Have you tried saying "its gone" really, really fast without prounanouncing the it, just the s and moving your head like a race car just drove past?

Acting? Um... shouldn't it be scone pronounced to rhyme with gone which sounds different to cone?

who me?

I just wanna know where its scone? (an are scones really cakes???)

^^ Malted Milk are awesome... they are the essential ingredient to make NZ Lolly Cake.... and Maltezer Cheese cake bickie bases... they require elevated dunking skills as they are prone to do the plop.. But seeing as you think Malt O Milk (as we call em) are pox... then I'm taking ya M.... for my favourite non-national treasure biscuit.... the Monte Carlo ... the best cream bickie for dunking.... AND... cos my K isn't Kack..... the Arnotts people also give us The Kingston... omg...just think mini anzac with chocolate cream... designed to be dipped...

Its a stick! ... Do ya think I was just playin with ya?

^^ Oh no @Sslip why so sad... cos the convicts got better bickies, or cos we more fancy????

A basket?

Char grilled pineapple? Runny poo? nutella? Stick Jaw Toffeee? Brown sheets after sex? nutella?

Is it melted chocolate? NO... its vegemite isn't it wee???? Cos you know its really just a very dark brown and not black... cos you're clever like that?

is it an orange parrot?

Now what a iced vovos look likes depends on what side of the Murray you reside... and yes the victorian style Iced VoVo is definately like your Jam Mallows which are bickies NOT cake... biscuit base, little row of marshmallow dots, little row of jam dots, little row of marhmallow dots covered in icing... but those wierdos north of the Murray have a biscuit base, with a row of hard pink icing, a row of jam, a row of hard pink icing.... Jam Fancies are like your Jammie Dodgers, only more classy.... As for L.... the lovely people at Arnotts give us two wonderful choices.... there is the ever handy and always slightly sticky Lattice biscuit and there is the surprisingly yummy Lemon Crisp.... we got ya bickies sorted down here:

I fvcking hate the school mum cliques... OMG and they are always the mean girls mums too (well at least in my experience).... fvck that shit... bet it stings too cos the costumes are your frickin thing... skanky hos probably can't even sew for shit... wots the bet last minute you get a call to haul their arses outa the shit cos they bit off more than they can chew... I'd still be telling the teacher that you weren't impressed... bet the teacher doesn't even know.

naughty naughty

I think be default of birth location I win most laid back. Don't ya think this is where I play me straya card?

(* sigh ... no iced vovos then???) Jam Fancies... so yummy for dipping in the tea... the best bickie to master your dipping skills....that jam layer is a bit of a dipping cheat though.