Wee fluffy me

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Okey dokeys then I'll be number 1

Dolly mixture

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Julian Clary - A young man's passage

Telemarketer (phone pest)

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Danm...... Tempted to lie, but that's not me, I just couldn't live with myself....? 1.. True, I went on a wee jolly to Irvine today an the sun was oot, I even had to take my big duck down coat off 2.. False, I didn't go to Glasgow but it was just as windy there as it is here and for reference my washing blew off the line..!! 3..True, whilst in Irvine sunning myself I also treated myself to a latte from Costa and a Greggs yum yum (whoop whoop, go me) Oh and just in case you think I'm pulling your leg after slippy 2&1 I am including a pic of me bus ticket.. yep I do get busses too..

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Have you heard of where's Wally ? Well this is where has Wee been.. 1. I went to Irvine today it was sunny.. 2. I went to Glasgow today it was windy.. 3. I went to Costa coffee today it was milky..

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What.... I'm confused.. Explain yourself please.... Cos I think 2 was the lie but cos nobody picked it you said 1 So you wouldn't have to go again.. Mmmmmm... I smell a slippy rat.....

Sugar.. I forgot the question now....!! Mmmm have you been lying to me mister..?? Ok then I'll change my guess .. 2 is the lie.. Why...?? cos you said so.....!!

Ok so I reckon 1 is the lie cos it doesnt take that long, even with 5 weans in car when ya need to stop for pee and puke breaks, in my humble opinion.. ?

I luv Southampton, so many happy memories but sadly I've never seen your team, need to put that on my to do list ?

So 24 hours then... where you coming from...??

Wjat do you class as a day... 1. Daylight hrs..... 2. 12 am to 12 pm 3. 7 am to 7pm ( that is just an example but you know what I mean... any 12 hrs) I need clarification as we can do Ayrshire to Southampton in 9 hrs... with stoppages..

Panel beater

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Debi Gliore This book got read almost every night to the weans, when they were wee and my wee granddaughter loves it too, still using the original from 20yrs ago.. haha

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C'mon @Sslippy... Time is money and a keep poppin in an hauven a wee keek but there's hee haw.....!!!

Head

Andy Wightman - The poor had no lawyers

I was just too slow @notsmokinjo, so thank you ? Val McDermid - insidious intent