Wee fluffy me

He didn't cos the monkey did.. Why were the 3 mice blind..?

Ooofft you just got yer arse handed to you on a plate

Orange carpet..!!

9

The must have of every garden... Petunia

I've got gazillions of chocolate bunnies don't you know ?

My marigolds are not yet in bloom.. I did start them late right enough ? Nigella

Mmmm interesting.. Symptoms mimic nicotine withdrawal ... You go girl, you got this..? Tonic water definitely helps with cramps so does eating a banana an hour before bedtime if you suffer through the night.. I'm down to 3 mugs of coffee a day (from10+ mugs), don't get caffeine any other way, looking to ditch my morning one as that's the one I'm most dependent on but not got a clue what to substitute it with...

wondering what the hell I'm meant do do with my chilli sauce...!!

Aaawwww.. I thought we were friends then you killed the fantabulous purple irises .. and I thought our friendship had died too, now you say it was just a joke.. What kinda sick person are you.. I can't grow irises no matter what I do and you taunt me with is murder well... now I know our friendship is dead....!!!!! ???

To emulate rainbows

Goodbye and don't let the door skelp you on the arse on the way out..?

-6?

Don't be silly Jo do you seriously think they have the time to do the 2 most important jobs in Scotland?

It's slowly dawning on me you don't want to play my way.. Lets

Nope squares are best cos you can cut them into triangles.. Would you believe me if I said we get somebody with a square bum to sit on the sausage..?

Dirty smelly socks

Yup...Don't you ? In fact I'm cooking some just now so here's a pic of the best sausage in the world..

-6

Hmmmm so true but our tottie scones are and my cheese an mushroom toastie are too... Should we start a petition on 38degrees.org ?

-4 No worries @Tammy we had reinforcements ??

-2

Who wants to be a square when you can be a triangle..?