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Cool the jets...go walk around house naked. Do something outrageous. Then send me the video

Great work

I actually love this song and his title song Man in Black. My uniform is black. As for the party...comments later...

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5 years. Don't know how many I didn't smoke by now but was a pack a day so I will call it a bunch. Money, didn't save a dime. Spent it on beer and one woman. Changes- health feels better. Better shape and no worry about what's in the future. Used to think at times I might have problems later, not Now. And if I do it's dumb luck, not something I could avoid. Nice worry to throw away. As for smoking....I don't want to, don't need to and certainly don't plan to, BUT after a few beers last night thought out loud with a few other previously smokers "I would have one if...." Our ideas of if were stupidly delusional but we all said we missed it if just a little... So danger present even if only .001% probable at this point. Don't ever let your guard down. Now to the celebration part...no Subway, five years means the wife will be naked at some point, beer and beef. And finally the thank you part...thank you everyone who ever posted, to all the eggs a special treat to be delivered in person. To the window lickers I send my laughs. And to anyone who ever just read my mindless ramblings THANKS. And as Porky says at the end... that that that's all folks

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I would see a doctor as it might not be related to smoking either way. But I would also think the gall bladder doctor would have said something if it was obvious. Maybe it's a twin sister you never knew you had growing inside. Saw that in national enquirer

For Ginger

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Car running with nobody inside near a NO PARKing sign. "But it's running. It's not parked"

Same time?

Oktoberfest today

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I remember but didn't want to call you Hot Mess

Do some shrimping on those toes!

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Jess....nice picture

Second fat Woman (older chick) story of the day....Next chapter. Another fat woman smoking, not same one from other post. This one driving school bus so got to get off to smoke. Pulls in abandon building lot. Walks behind to pee. Sees me and no pee...but continues to smoke and bounce up and down cause "I really got to go!" Doesn't think to put down smoke and drive to next business and use restroom. By the way I wish I would have pulled in ten seconds later. Been funnier to see her pee than write this story.

Next chapter. Another fat woman smoking, not same one from other post. This one driving school bus so got to get off to smoke. Pulls in abandon building lot. Walks behind to pee. Sees me and no pee...but continues to smoke and bounce up and down cause "I really got to go!" Doesn't think to put down smoke and drive to next business and use restroom. By the way I wish I would have pulled in ten seconds later. Been funnier to see her pee than write this story.

"The dudes are pulling away in game... Oh look I am a stick with no balls And seems some sticks have adjusted the game I better tell on them and SQUEAL Then reward myself with a merit badge" Said No Man ever Reptardo is now officially known as Squealer, the stick without the dangler parts

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Yep

I think to myself how ugly and wouldn't want anything to do with her... Now first I am married to best girl in world so I am looking at the menu, not eating out. Second if I was looking, I would pick a chick or even an egg from in here... But I digress, back to the fat chick, she got nice curves, most been here awhile know I like the curves and fat isn't a turn off, not her face either, seemed friendly and said "Hi". So using the only sense left (remember taste and touch was off limits, sight was good, heard her fine...) Smelly girl. That's the last thing we need. More smelly girls.