bakon

-12

-5

I left gym the other day, one set to go but woman stunk who can back to use machine near me. Forget it, I'm out of here.

lazy ass

-2

I agree with everything except we don't have to do any of the growing up. It's not a requirement. I am still very immature at times and refuse to act my age. I can act responsible but given the chance I am the kid in the crowd of old farts. The guy who plays the radio a little too loud. Or has "one more" when with some friends and everyone starts yawning. I also peer pressure you into staying young with me. Nobody ever said we had to act old, just had to grow old. And I never listened to anyone say grow up. What's that mean? I am the Uncle who gives you fireworks too. I love messing with kids and getting them to be mischievous enough that everyone laughs. Party doesn't need to end but if it was stuck on disco we would all soon hate disco. Best to just keep moving and find next fun thing. Even if its poking fun at all you. Notice I didn't mention smoking. It was cool at time but not needed now. We know this best.

Chicks lose 0

I like cats being chased by dogs

No no -10

-10. Cheat in little bit once she gets distracted -9

Tracey wants a tall glass of water

Smarti wants it hot to wear flips

Sgt wants a burger and I want my neighbor from up the street in 1976

Frez flops wants a long nap and a gun

Doorbell likes money and the catinheatofmiami likes sweat.

-10. So dd don't throw fit

Nobody loves swimming with sharks. Tell jimmy to put more flavor on dd's window. She wore it all off and has been thinking again

a good one

Another window licker -11

-11 great, cheater is back

Getting to smoke and wanting to smoke is the difference. Queen bee is on to something there Got to not want smoke. Got to want to walk away from a bad relationship even if there once was something good and you dream for that part back. You no longer have it Not an option. It's left and you can chase anything it will never be the same. Time to roll. Get your crap and move on to the new. But smile while doing it. Take something from it. Own it. It's a scar you can talk about. It's part of you that will shape the new you. But it's also never coming back good. So smile and enjoy the new trip, place, relationship. Whatever you want to call it. But first step is realizing the move away is the good part. It only gets better from here. Then your ready.

Your not a hotel if you were thinking you needed more A's

That was on scale that went A-F. You got way over tops.

Sgt. Go eat one. You runners are too damn skinny anyways. Not health to be blown over by wind. Most of us need to avoid them. You runners will probably just get the squirts from eating off the regular people menu anyways. Your bellies can't handle the fat and start churning. Wouldn't be in there long enough to absorb any calories. Take a few bites and run to the crapper.