Everything posted by bakon
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Been thinking
Frez flops wants a long nap and a gun
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Been thinking
Doorbell likes money and the catinheatofmiami likes sweat.
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Stand up Paddleboarding
Nobody loves swimming with sharks. Tell jimmy to put more flavor on dd's window. She wore it all off and has been thinking again
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Jackie, Natalie, Humbled, Sammie and Holski
a good one
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Posting from a very dark place
Getting to smoke and wanting to smoke is the difference. Queen bee is on to something there Got to not want smoke. Got to want to walk away from a bad relationship even if there once was something good and you dream for that part back. You no longer have it Not an option. It's left and you can chase anything it will never be the same. Time to roll. Get your crap and move on to the new. But smile while doing it. Take something from it. Own it. It's a scar you can talk about. It's part of you that will shape the new you. But it's also never coming back good. So smile and enjoy the new trip, place, relationship. Whatever you want to call it. But first step is realizing the move away is the good part. It only gets better from here. Then your ready.
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ROLL CALL
Your not a hotel if you were thinking you needed more A's
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ROLL CALL
That was on scale that went A-F. You got way over tops.
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Been thinking
Sgt. Go eat one. You runners are too damn skinny anyways. Not health to be blown over by wind. Most of us need to avoid them. You runners will probably just get the squirts from eating off the regular people menu anyways. Your bellies can't handle the fat and start churning. Wouldn't be in there long enough to absorb any calories. Take a few bites and run to the crapper.
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Trying to redirect your thinking from smoking to sexy time and you went off to guns. Sounds like your bat shit crazy today.
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what smell gets you girls horny? I like coconut suntan oil, that stuff from the 80's that made girls brown in the sun. Also this one perfume from back then, some kind of musk, don't know name. Girl up the street wore it and was a few years older than me (always liked the older ladies, two of my 3 wives have been older than me) .
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Posting from a very dark place
I like everyone to go back to page 2, read what Jenny said. Just the first line, ..... then tell my wife too. (She had to admit it earlier this week also.) Now back to the previous show.....chickfromspainwhogivesuspain........your killing us too, quit smoking, enjoy the word NOPE. Case closed Feel the Heal.
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you sniffing glue? crazy talk. missing nothing so go eat a smore. or go on a snipe hunt, love camping-hate smoking. no kisses for you
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ROLL CALL
Nice view from all of you. Drunks and perverts the whole group. Still missing some sticks, bat, dog, rocket surgeon, mq and more lovely ladies too.....(the group has a foot fetish so flip flops are fine, plus they tell a story about personal hygiene, but any shoe which shows toes- all the way to barefoot are acceptable selfies especially when the fun bags are popping out in front) smarti gets an AAA rating today
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smarti is a hotty and I'm thinking of what she didn't wash to put on those flip flops>>>> your kids are mirrors of you too.
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ROLL CALL
Sign in and say something. Need to know what window lickers are still checking in bakon. Here.. Feel the Heal.
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The world is upside down
at chemo- 1/2 hour one we do every 3 weeks. been waiting few days on radiation to call for appointment to get started, I say "lets go down after done here since we are here, maybe they take you. NO way says boss- they will call when they want me I say just go down and check. BIG NO . So we are leaving and they call. its 9 am and leave message to be there at 10:15 I say- lets go early, maybe someone didn't show. NO- says the boss I say , if we go sign in, then we can go get breakfast if I'm wrong, but maybe??? So we go down to radiation. Girl there gets all excited.\ She says my 8:45 cancelled and hour open block, SO we can take you right now. Wife says "got to go to car and get robe. Nope says girl, we will give you gown, got to go right now!!! SO husband is now Smartest Human she knows...
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The world is upside down
Wife had to admit I am the smartest human she knows just two days ago. Julie made an apearence Fat queen is missing Shark has remained a bat Nancy handing out tough love. Mq team beat mine and dangerous Pimp hasn't said cute all day Ginger got corked or screwed not sure which Dd going blue soon An egg said I was right Paul posted more than 3 words Dog trying to put three words together Lots of people not posting so much. Even sgt holding limited court time Cats even made some sense today
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