El Bandito

Ok...for some reason, I have a face that people see and say "wait....aren't you.......(insert any number of b list celebrities names)" or "have you got a brother? You look just like....." I was christened Stuart. As a kid, a boy once boasted to me "I am named Henry. Henry is a King's name." I'm told that in a flash, I responded, "I am named Stuart. Stuart is a Dynasty's name". My wit peaked early. I am a magnet for nicknames.. Stu, Stewpot, Stubee, Scoobee, Fat Boy, El Porco, El Bandito, El B.... When I set up a company with a friend, I chose my own job title G roup O perations D irector :D

May need some correction... "Don't put rolled up dead leaves in your mouth and set fire to them"

Congratulations! Fantastic work.

Ah Martine, ma petite choux. On continue en francais? La langue de l'amour.... Or All right luv? Fancy a curry?

Holly, Melanie....BAKON! Write this down!

Hi Lynn Great to see you here!

Fay. Welcome!

Hi Craig. Nice to see you here.

Hi Carly. Please to meet you. 7.5 months is great!

Great work Evelyn. Little by little you win this.

......And Colleen is a beautiful name

A golfer who is generally not very good - but who suddenly plays better in competition is known as a bandit..... I like to get my retaliation in first ;)

Just in addition - it is only a matter of time before Bakon stumbles upon this thread.... Brace yourselves! :wacko:

Evelyn I am so sorry for your loss. An Irishman once told me; Grief is like a sharpstone in your pocket. You touch it and it cuts. Over time, the edges of that stone get slowly worn away, until eventually the sharpstone becomes a smooth stone. You touch it and it soothes. Time, Evelyn, time.

Its like having a benevolent uncle knocking around... Actually more of a 'Macho Fairy' :wub: You just make a wish...and up he pops, waves his wand (ooo-er missus) and shazam "your wish is my command"... MQ - I hereby dub you MF. Bassman? Can we give our hero a theme song?

More BEAUTIFUL people!!! It's a good job that I have an almost indestructible ego B) All these beautiful people knocking about...enough to give a boy a complex.. You tube stuff - haven't a Scooby..sorry!

You are very welcome! :)

Hey SG - no expert, but I suspect it may not be IBS. La Bandita and I are both quit - some days the dog looks like he wants to leave home..... The Gas is the Gas! Mine is beginning to calm down now - and I am getting ontop of diet now...

Right... First go into your profile. Edit my profile. Signature. Under the Edit box there is a little tick box - "Enable HTML": that needs to be ticked. Then go to the site Tracey posted. Create the ticker. Copy Paste into you signature. Bingo I hope! you need to have the box ticked BEFORE you paste in the link....

Dunno... ill have a bash and come back to you...

Wow Bassman! Congratulations - this must deserve a song!

One minute at a time then One hour at a time One day at a time Before you know it - its done. Education is as Paul said is the cornerstone.

Golf Tees what is the last movie you saw at a theatre?

Pancakes Red wine or white wine?

20 - yeah baby