A Truth & Two Lies

[Sslip]

I know you are a fan of cream eggs, lamenting the fact the boxes are one short of a half dozen these days.

 

Let's go with 3 as the truth.

 

[Wee fluffy me]

Yay..  we have a winner..  give me a minute...?

[Wee fluffy me]

 

 

 

I luv creme eggs but my favorite  Easter egg is Buttons ?????????

[Sslip]

One for the confessions thread, I have easter egg envy

[Wee fluffy me]

@notsmokinjo.. ok so been waiting like .. forever ... 

 

 

Winner, winner chicken dinner....?

[Wee fluffy me]

Oooww.....@notsmokinjo... we waiting and waiting and waiting on you posting 2 lies  and 1 truth....??????

[notsmokinjo]

You found the thread Fluffy...woohoo...

 

1. I can fit my entire fist in my mouth

2. I can play the trumpet

3. I can do the foxtrot

[Sslip]

@Wee fluffy me, you've been waiting patiently, nay desperately, for this post, so come on which one's the truth? 

[Wee fluffy me]

Geez.. a girl gotta work......???

 

 

Now let me think..

 

 

[Wee fluffy me]

I want to say 1 is the truth , how crazy would that be.. 

 

But...

 

I think 2 is the truth.. because why would anybody want to do the foxtrot ??

 

so I'm going for ....

 

 

2 ?

 

Okey dokey @Sslippy what about you..???

[Sslip]

1 is true, just because it is.

[notsmokinjo]

and the winner is ... @Sslip cos it just is.... isn't it amazing the things you discover when your drunk

[Wee fluffy me]

@Sslippy  your up..!!

@notsmokinjo called it on Fri, it's now Mon, surely it isn't taking you that long to think up 2 lies...?

[Sslip]

@Wee fluffy me, get you all energetic and demanding at the start of a new week.

 

Okay

 

1. I once had to rescue a kitten from a tree

2. I once had to drag a non swimmer from the deep end of a swimming pool

3. I only certainly had to stop a runaway pram from hurtling into the road. 

[Wee fluffy me]

Hahaha.. yep that's me @Sslippy, need to learn to pace myself cos by Wed I'm like a deflating balloon, by Fri I'm like a burst couch.... 

 

Ocht who am I kidding I'll be like a burst couch by tomorrow..??

 

1.. Awwwww bless..?

 

2.. Ooowww go you, take it the lifeguard was on a coffee break..?‍♂️

 

3.. OOOoowww a proper hero, I'm going weak at the knee and totally in awe of you?. Oh wait was there a baby in this pram or just a pram???

 

 

I'm gonna do the kitten tree thing is true.. Even though I've seen plenty of cats up trees in my time but when the word gets out the birds attack en masse and voilà kitty down. But it's a kitten so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt..

 

So to recap cos I've havered a wee bit 

 

1.. is the truth

 

[notsmokinjo]

oh 3 is the truth... lust cos...

[Wee fluffy me]

Luvin your reasoning @notsmokinjo, the best kind..haha ?

[Wee fluffy me]

@Sslippy

 

[Sslip]

Poo you both got it wrong. Was hoping a third fool was going to come along and guess. 

 

So no saving a kitten from a tree. 

No stopping a runaway pram empty or otherwise. 

 

So that leaves, yep you got it, while a number of lifeguards stood around chatting I had to pull someone who couldn't swim from the deep end of a swimming pool. Lifeguards would obviously have got there, just got there first. 

 

Off to find another truth. 

[Wee fluffy me]

Geez oh @Sslippy you still can't give it away, even in a lucky bag...!!

[notsmokinjo]

OK... fizchick time....

 

1. Sslipy has reno'd the bachelor pad

2. Sslipy very eloquently explained what a knob jockey was

3. Sslip barracks for Liverpool

[Wee fluffy me]

Ooowwww.. i got this, i got this...3 is the lie..

[notsmokinjo]

OH I was gunna say 3 too... OK @Sslip , I'm not ya secretary, hop in and let Fluffy know if she's won or not.... 5mins or the fizchick will be answering..

[Sslip]

Okay, I wouldn't have suggested eloquently for 2, but @Wee fluffy me has it, 3 is the outright lie.

 

Fluffy you're a genius, unlucky Jo, just too slow I'm afraid.

[notsmokinjo]

Just now, Sslip said:

Okay, I wouldn't have suggested eloquently for 2,

 

 

Yeah well if ya left it to me to answer it would have been... its for describing the bloke who takes it up the arse in a gay union....