February 28, 20188 yr Author MrTitwank... Was it the mention of Thorpie or Hackett that got you in the mood?
February 28, 20188 yr Dont know who those guys are. Nah i just spontaneously wank. They call the police but i dont care.
February 28, 20188 yr Author Pondering the fact the Brits got better at swimming when they got an Aussie coach
February 28, 20188 yr Author Well pur should a been our but the rest was proper bogan. What am I spin right now: burning the ar5e out a the rice.
February 28, 20188 yr OK - that couldn't possibly be English. I think you have your new window-licker of the month Bakon Edited February 28, 20188 yr by reciprocity
February 28, 20188 yr Author Wonderin who pointed out to reciprocity that it ain't the smartest to hang shit on someone's English while using incorrect grammar so he went and edited? Hmm. Also wonderin if window licker of the month gets a trophy cos it might be worth the insult then.
February 28, 20188 yr Maybe -- Not sure what I need sometime here. All part of the journey I suppose.
February 28, 20188 yr Author I don't have a GPS to lend ya but I've got a 2008 Melways and a map of Tasmania.
February 28, 20188 yr Now folks, imagine me, im not even an english speaker, i speak portuguese. This all seems non wankable gibberish. Shes an alright lad though.
February 28, 20188 yr Author My uncle comes from Nazare titwank. Poor bloody bugga came here and had no clue wot we were on about.
February 28, 20188 yr 1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said: Wonderin who pointed out to reciprocity that it ain't the smartest to hang shit on someone's English while using incorrect grammar so he went and edited? Hmm. Also wonderin if window licker of the month gets a trophy cos it might be worth the insult then. MR Piggy was just joshin ya..no insult intended...you wanna hear what they say about me...its all fun... By the way..I've been to Tasmania....some years back... Nice scenery... I'm a scoucer...we are always on the end of a accent joke ...this is my best English grammar...otherwise nobody here can understand a dam word...lol....
February 28, 20188 yr I'm pretty sure she "gets me" (And yes, I noticed the spelling mistake so did do the edit - lol)
February 28, 20188 yr Oh ha..what am I doin right now!!!! Sweet fanny Adams....it's to bloody cold....
February 28, 20188 yr You Sousers gotta toughen up. You don't know cold till you run to the outdoor hot tub at -50
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