Would he enjoy a cow as much?

Is he a farmer?

Wouldn't he have better luck nursing with a cow?

Won't he soon be nursing you back to health after your hand surgery?

Can you believe I chickened out? (I was supposed to do it in January)

Are you in pain?

No but you know how hard it is to do anything with only three working fingers on each hand?

You're a bunny...not a chicken - should you get it fixed?

I should, maybe when things settle down? (Two to three month recovery per hand :( )

Okay then, do many of your neighbors own cows?

None, should I start a new trend?

Shouldn’t you start a trend of giving me all your money?

How will I be able to buy my hubby a cow then?

Does he even want a cow?

Can’t he just borrow one?

Do you think I should borrow one to see if he wants one?

Shouldn’t you ask him?

Where's the fun in that?

Who said it needed to be fun?

Why did you say that?

Who else is going to nurse the cow?

Who the hell is going to let a cow sit on their lap?

Have you not seen that latest trend in little lap cows?

Do you think they could do a lap elephant next?

Edited March 24, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

may I reflect on this?