Will your reflection give me a lap elephant?

Edited March 24, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

oh a lap elephant that needs to be a thing. do you think you could train it to use it's trunk to fetch some more crisps (chips) and a drink when you want?

Of course I could, don't you know I'm awesome at training pets?

What's the oddest thing you've trained one of your pets to do?

Would it be dancing for his supper or high fiving peoples as they level a dugout?

Can you teach my cat to stop bringing home dead animals?

Do the dead animals smell badly?

Do I win for teaching my dog to do peek a boo?

You dont have one of those silly handbag dogs do you?

No, do I seem like the kind who would have a wanna be dog?

No you dont, are they even dogs? 

Aren't they want to be dogs?

Kinda like a wallet wanting to be a purse?

Do you not think its a dog cross bred with a rat?

I called a ladies reindeer Chihuahua a rat and can you believe she got totally offended?

Is a sausage dog really a dog that mated with a sausage?

Isn't it what is used in Thai food?

is that just your local thai restaurant?

It's not all Thai restaurants?

if it's just your dishes are they out to get you?

Should I buy new dishes just in case?

Would you like to do my dishes?

If I do your dishes will I get me a lap elephant?

Can i give you a lap dance instead i dont have an elephant?

Can we get a picture of that for proof?

Can we get a piccie of Fluffy in her bowling shows out about town too?