Does green with envy count?

Is she envious of your backside?

Isn't it obvious everyone is?

Who doesn't love a bubble butt?

 

Does your sis have a flat butt? 

Wouldn't checking out my sister's butt be weird?

Edited March 22, 20188 yr by jillar

Could you sit a cup of tea on her butt?

Do you want to use her butt for a table?

Could we though, that is the question?

Wouldn't that involve her staying real still?

But would you want her butt near your food receptacles?

That is an exit ramp and should probably be kept clear at all times don't ya think?

Could we ski down in?

You want to ski in to it?

Can you tell ive had a bottle of wine?

Do you always want to ski into brown holes when you drink?

I cant ski, what now, roly poly?

Can you learn how to ski?

Can you toboggan?

How about a snow mobile?

Ever get that feeling someone's following you?

Could it be the tasmanian devil?

Do you think they have enough problems with their jaw cancer virus??

Are you ok? 

I'm good but I think the Tassie devils are in trouble. Do you think too much coffee for me today?

Could you counter balance it with some spiced rum?