September 15, 2025Sep 15 19 hours ago, Doreensfree said: Gday well…. It’s getting less important. face it. Grass doesn’t grow on a busy hiway.
September 16, 2025Sep 16 Author He’s all ready for Haloween 😁 Edited September 16, 2025Sep 16 by Doreensfree
September 22, 2025Sep 22 A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said. "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
September 29, 2025Sep 29 A woman was home chatting with her girlfriend in the living room when they see her husband walking up the driveway with a bunch of flowers. "Great," the woman says to her friend. "Now I'm going to have to spend the whole weekend with my legs in the air." Her friend replies, "Well why don't you just use a vase?"
September 29, 2025Sep 29 What's 6 inches long, hard as a rock, and full of semen? The sock under my bed. Edited September 30, 2025Sep 30 by BKP .
October 7, 2025Oct 7 I sat on the exam table as my doctor looked through my charts. Finally he looked up and said, “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” ”Oh no,” I replied. “Does it cause blindness or something?” ”Not at all,” he said. “I just need to finish examining you.”
October 12, 2025Oct 12 Three trees & a woodpecker It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small Tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.' Now wipe that smile off your face.
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