Had to go to London today for a routine medical no dramas here and I'm very well except...

 

I took special care of my noo noo as they said they would be examining, you know down there..

 

I cleaned out the cobwebs and got out the razor and must admit she was looking good

 

 

BUT THEY NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT HER!

 

Now that's like a lady coming out of the salon with a new hairdo and no one notices

 

I felt like shouting LOOK AT MY NOO NOO!!!

 

But didn't in case they referred me to the psychiatry dept ;)

 

And no, no noo noo selfies!

 

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Oh my gosh!  This is fabulous...cannot stop laughing, and can't wait for Bakon to arrive!

So funny...and yes...I too will wait for bakon....xx

Are you referring to your vulva? There. I said it

 

Proper terms. We aren't 12. Lol. Just playing. :)

 

PS. Don't let cobwebs develop. Take good care of your vagina. It's the only one you got.

Are you referring to your vulva? There. I said it

 

Proper terms. We aren't 12. Lol. Just playing. :)

 

PS. Don't let cobwebs develop. Take good care of your vagina. It's the only one you got.

But noo noo makes is sooooo funny!!

LMAO.  

 

Now that's like a lady coming out of the salon with a new hairdo and no one notices

I felt like shouting LOOK AT MY NOO NOO!!!

But didn't in case they referred me to the psychiatry dept ;)

And no, no noo noo selfies!
 

 noo noo selfies.  hahaha :)

But noo noo makes is sooooo funny!!

I agree completely. Was teasing her.

Lol noo noo comes from my 4 year old great niece, growing up mine was called a "fairy" lol but I like noo noo better :)

I agree babs...lets be adults here....

Every knows its your small botty......

Many here know Sarge ... lost ... one o' the boys a few years back.

 

Just prior to the surgery, he thought it would be a good idea to ... do some mowing of the lawn, so to speak...

 

Turns out they don't like that prior to surgery. It's an infection risk. Micro-cuts and unseen/uunfet nicks and lacerations can open the door for Bad Boys to enter.

 

Additional antibiotics, sterilization and cleanup delayed the surgery by over 2 hours.

 

The surgical staff he'd Sarge that day.

 

 

EDIT: OH - when they tell you not to eat or drink prior to surgery ... don't show up to the ER chewing gum. They don't like that either. "What's the problem, Doc? I didn't eat or drink. It's chewing gum, right?" ... Extra anti nauseau/anti-barf agent for this one, STAT!

 

 

 

 

 

Easy Peasy

Take good care of your vagina. It's the only one you got.

If your vaJayJay has "cobwebs" ... you might have issues.

 

 

 

 

 

Easy Peasy

Usually I wouldn't call something I like a negative word , twice at that. Thinking I will stay with that as not to curse or "taint" my lucky streak at seeing it.

Mrs shows me her a lot since getting over the fun bag bug. The top parts are the girls. We are on way to chemo doctor now for check up so more than me will see the girls today. Usually half the hospital comes in and gives a squeeze.

As for the darker parts I don't have a good name besides stuff. Show me your stuff that's my big pickup line. If she says show me yours I know I am "in".

The dangler is proper for men things and Mrs calls hers a who haw, not sure of spelling

 

As for the eggs and former or secret ones, they are like Barbie dolls, pull the pants down and there is just a smooth spot and a slight crease where the imagination must put the parts.

Just don't wear flip flops as it will immediately be dirty again.

Congratulations and welcome to the QT.

Window licker what are you welcoming? Is this something new to you?

Yes Yes   :)  

My kids just say pee pee or poo poo so that's what I go by.

 

 

Just for Sonic, I've heard...

 

1. Dick Mitten

2. Homebase

3. Harry Potter

4. Weiner Wrap

5. Happy Valley

 

and the Notorious V.A.G.

This place is so educational....

I prefer "Lady Town" as a general term.  For my own, I am calling it The Bog. :(

Just take sips of water and it will pass soon.

Hilarious!  

 

I'm not sure which part has me laughing most, but the Sarge showing up for surgery chewing gum is in the lead.  hahahaha!

 

Sooooo, shave, wax or laser?  Waxing is nice, but gotta shell out the bucks every few weeks, and you have stubble in between treatments.  Shaving is cheaper, but not as smooth, and you gotta do that almost every day; otherwise, the stubble drives a lady damn near mad!  Laser is expensive, but maybe worth it (although I'm not sure I want that laser getting too close to some of my lady parts, right?!?  I've had about 6 bikini laser treatments (Groupon special - lol), but didn't go back cuz it hurt like a motha and more than 6 treatments are required for complete removal (though it pretty much worked on my underarms)....... Anyway, I'm running on, and I digress.........

 

we are on the "off the record" forum, right?????

The Things We Do For Love

 

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I had a bikini wax once and it hurt like hell! Never again and no laser is going near my noo noo lol

I shave....but I use coochy cream and it slows the growth of the hair tremendously, and when they do grow back...its soft and not irritating. So, I can live with that.

Waxing. Hell no. Eyebrows are bad enough.

Laser? I want that for my chin. Lol. But for my No no? I don't want to commit lol. What if hairy came back in style??
Honestly...to me...when it's completely bald. Looks like a plucked chicken.

Thank god this is OTR.

You're not gonna get a laser nowhere near my Yo Yo  :blink: