That email from burrito? I refuse to read about another holiday or game of golf. If either are listed please tell me and save my few remaining brain cells. I saved it

 

Also can anyone read smarti's whole response to threads. She must get paid by the word and be stinking rich

 

Or some of the stuff Evelyn posts about body functions? I know we are friends but I can help you poop. Stick you finger up there or something

 

At the pimp is back in full glory. Super smooth girl talk. All supportive and understanding

 

Nancy giving some heat too. Miss manors ready to drop gloves on the ice?

 

Sonic wishing for snow. Window licker

 

Bat wishing for snow. Too dumb to put window up to lick it.

 

Cheri spouting some verbiage. Where the f in soap Think I am hard to understand. Chick is crazy

 

TWE on same bus and Kendra too. Spankings in order coming up

 

Only

One I can read and I get right now is horney toad. On good behavior

 

Petra is messing with the Humpty. She rhymes but what is the food topic. You hungry? I offered breakfast and was turned down

I am cranky.  House still under remodel and my dear step-daughter Cicely getting married a week from today...

To answer the original  question...no, the email was too long for me, too...

......... but I can help you poop. Stick you finger up there or something

 

 

 

Plus who can understand that islanders jiberish.

How spiffing ..my dear chap....tallyho...by Jove....jolly hockey sticks.....old man....

never needed finger. Virus will shit it out, will you keep it as a memory porky? In that bucket you know?

Quit ya whinging ;)

 

I have lots of very important stuff to say.

 

I'm kind of a big deal....  

 

:D

 

I'm kind of a big deal....  

 

:D

Carry over awesomeness.

The 'long' email is only for you Bakon.

 

I am paid by the government to kill your brain cells.

 

Anyone else gets a nice one...

 

Some fun ones coming soon. No golf (I'm injured)

 

;-)

Sonic wishing for snow. Window licker

 

I will read the whole thing when I get snowed in and cable goes out...until then reruns of anything better than "I drank a tea. I got sunburn on my tookuss."  Actually should read them for more material ...

oh my!!!

I'm guessing that would be your type of thing ;-)