October 23, 20214 yr Because moo was already taken Why do we say ‘after dark’ when it’s actually really after light?
October 23, 20214 yr cause it sounds cooler in the horror flick promos why doesn't money grow on trees?
October 23, 20214 yr Because fruit does duh...🙄 Why is drowsiness listed as a side-effect for sleeping pills?
October 23, 20214 yr because the manufacturers can't believe they work either why do bears poo in the woods?
October 23, 20214 yr Because the Pope wears a funny hat why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
October 24, 20214 yr they fly in when we let the gas out what did the chicken say when she saw a man lay a brick?
October 24, 20214 yr “That couldn’t have felt very good!” why is someone who only has a penny considered wise?
October 24, 20214 yr show me a fool who can survive on only a penny what did the little piggy buy at the market?
October 24, 20214 yr Sundown How is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
October 25, 20214 yr Because they like to dance with the devil in the pale moon light. Why do they call the centre of a cricket ground the pitch when you don't pitch in cricket you bowl?
October 26, 20214 yr Because the bowl didn't side right Why did they name the game of cricket after a bug?
October 30, 20214 yr Someone who didn’t want to procreate Why do they call smart people eggheads? Edited October 30, 20214 yr by Katgirl
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