January 5, 20197 yr Because a genius came up with the English language How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?
January 5, 20197 yr Of course they have the best cricket and footy commentary. How come an Original Krispe Kreame Doughnut has no cream just that dodgy glaze?
January 6, 20197 yr Because they misspelled cream Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?
January 6, 20197 yr To leave more room for the bodies If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?
January 6, 20197 yr Only if they don't want to loose synchronicity points. If I need to go to the toilet is it safe to use the one at the station?
January 6, 20197 yr Yes as long as you hover and flush with your shoe Did Humpty Dumpty commit suicide?
January 31, 20197 yr Nope he fell, no jumping...don't you listen? Do bells on your toes really equal music or is just noise?
February 1, 20197 yr Depends on who's listening but mostly it's just painful. Why is there no extra medium?
February 21, 20197 yr because more than one effects the reception of the psychic messages How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
February 21, 20197 yr Apples release flavonoids in the bloodstream which reduces the stickiness of the bloods clotting mechanism thus allowing blood to flow freely and not clot at inappropriate places so preventing strokes and keeping the Dr away from you . Dark chocolate does the same thing. (sorry it wasn't a very silly answer) where can I get a chocolate covered apple at this time of day ?
February 21, 20197 yr My rabbit makes chocolate covered apples everyday, would you like one? If a smart person asks a stupid question does that make it a smart question?
February 21, 20197 yr The only stupid question is the one you don't ask. How come parents know nothing and grandparents know everything?
February 21, 20197 yr You'll know why when you're a grandma Since seashells are free why did she try to sell them by the seashore?
February 22, 20197 yr Cos tourists are dumb. Why would anyone want to consider themselves part of the furniture?
February 22, 20197 yr Who doesn't want to be a chippendale? If Bruce Willis was the last boy scout, are the youths gathering for jamborees just up to no good?
February 22, 20197 yr Oh look slippy did a twofer... Don't wanna be a chippendale, but I spose I could sit on one. Only the ones without woggles. Is it greedy to do a twofer? Edited February 22, 20197 yr by notsmokinjo
February 22, 20197 yr Depends who Michelle is . What difference does a day make (not counting 6 june 1944 or 9/11)
February 22, 20197 yr 24 hours. Why is life like a box of chocolates? (Oh an clearly not a cricketer Notski....only really one Michelle all the bowlers want) Edited February 22, 20197 yr by notsmokinjo
February 22, 20197 yr Cause you never know what you're going to get. Haven't you watched Forrest Gump a million times like the rest of us?! Do I have to be sitting at a table to use a tablespoon?
February 22, 20197 yr . No But you have to watch out for the googlies if you play cricket, Has this Lady cricketer been tampering with this blokes googlies or his woggle ? Edited February 22, 20197 yr by despair not
February 27, 20197 yr Doubtful, he's showin too much form. I hear the US have a 20/20 side, maybe this is their world cup training. Do thing he's swinging for the boundaries?
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