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Because a genius came up with the English language

 

How long do fish wait to swim after they eat?

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A nanosecond

 

Is it ok to listen to AM radio after noon?

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Of course they have the best cricket and footy commentary.

 

How come an Original Krispe Kreame Doughnut has no cream just that dodgy glaze?

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Because they misspelled cream

 

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

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To leave more room for the bodies

 

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?

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Only if they don't want to loose synchronicity points.

 

If I need to go to the toilet is it safe to use the one at the station?

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Yes as long as you hover and flush with your shoe

 

Did Humpty Dumpty commit suicide?

 

 

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Nope he fell, no jumping...don't you listen?

 

Do bells on your toes really equal music or is just noise?

 

 

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Depends on who's listening but mostly it's just painful.

 

Why is there no extra medium?

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because more than one effects the reception of the psychic messages 

 

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

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Apples release flavonoids in the bloodstream which reduces the stickiness of the bloods clotting mechanism thus allowing blood to flow freely and not clot at inappropriate places so preventing strokes and keeping the Dr away from you .

Dark chocolate does the same thing. (sorry it wasn't a very silly answer)

 

where can I get a chocolate covered apple at this time of day ?

 

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My rabbit makes chocolate covered apples everyday, would you like one?

 

If a smart person asks a stupid question does that make it a smart question?

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The only stupid question is the one you don't ask.

 

How come parents know nothing and grandparents know everything?

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You'll know why when you're a grandma

 

Since seashells are free why did she try to sell them by the seashore?

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Cos tourists are dumb.

 

Why would anyone want to consider themselves part of the furniture?

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Who doesn't want to be a chippendale?

 

If Bruce Willis was the last boy scout, are the youths gathering for jamborees just up to no good?

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Oh look slippy did a twofer...

 

Don't wanna be a chippendale, but I spose I could sit on one.

 

Only the ones without woggles.

 

Is it greedy to do a twofer?

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No, not greedy. I'm greedy, I want a Michelle. 

 

What's in a name? 

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Depends who Michelle is .

 

What difference does a day make (not counting 6 june 1944 or 9/11)

 

 

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24 hours.

 

Why is life like a box of chocolates?

 

 

(Oh an clearly not a cricketer Notski....only really one Michelle all the bowlers want)

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Cause you never know what you're going to get. Haven't you watched Forrest Gump a million times like the rest of us?!

 

Do I have to be sitting at a table to use a tablespoon?

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No But you have to watch out for the googlies if you play cricket,

 

thCBGUDEKB.jpgHas this Lady cricketer been tampering with this blokes googlies or his woggle ?

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That's definately a wrongun!

 

Where are the bails? 

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Doubtful, he's showin too much form. I hear the US have a 20/20 side, maybe this is their world cup training.

 

Do thing he's swinging for the boundaries?

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