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No but I'm sure it could hammer some sense into you..?

 

 

Why is the other side of the moon dark?

 

 

 

 

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I'll tell you what his problem is, he grew up with a mother who was still wiping his arse at 17 and he thinks that a woman's job is wait on him hand and foot and reality came an slapped him upside the head.

 

 

What's my problem?

Oh come on Jo it took Homer years to write Iliad, this would be a much greater undertaking. 

 

Why can't I be more sensitive? 

Because to be more sensitve you would need to grow a virgina.

 

Why is it OK if anyone calls us convicts, unless the person has a toffy british accent?

One is not quite certain convict. It may have a little to do with the way one is sneering at present. 

 

Why do I have ideas above my station? 

cos your a brit and there are classes where you live so ya can have a station to get above and who doesn't want to better thereselves,.

 

How come someone thought a fence would keep burrowing animals out??

My cat brought me two baby  rabbits to the door step today he caught them by the fence as they couldn't get through it.

 

Was I wrong to save the live one and let him go.?

 

oh.... baby bunnies are cute, how did you not keep him. Yes, circle of life, he might live.

 

When will the tide turn?

Baby bunnies are cute aren't they?

 

Did someone say something?

you said baby bunnies are cute and notski saved ones life.

 

Is there an issue with comms?

As mud.... can you just explain that again.

 

How come some covers are better than the originals?

 

 

Yep I can seeeeee yooooooooou...

 

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Don't forget......

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Why are all peepers called Tom....?

They're the only ones that get caught, the gifted peepers have other names, you just don't know about us, I mean them. 

 

Why do I always spill the beans? 

It might  be cos you're clumsy and always kick the can over...!!

 

 

Why do I now feel like somebody's watching me ?

 

Jill and I work in rotation. Just try to associate it with a warm, fuzzy feeling, like protection.

 

What's good about privacy in any case?

Its not jist good in a case its also good on a door Because some things really do need to be kept private, for all our sakes..

 

 

Why have I got pins and needles in my bum.?

 

 

Have you sat on some sewing again?

 

Where's your head at?

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