April 13, 20188 yr Im not sure but he did get his head between a chicks legs. Do you think Rick ever stopped being a try hard prat?
April 14, 20188 yr It was Shane who ate the pineapple in the bedroom Friday night to make his wife happy Is it a hot tub or a Jacuzzi?
April 14, 20188 yr It depends on the occupants. You know when you're in a hot tub. Why are bubbles fun until I break wind in the swimming pool?
April 14, 20188 yr No there's all different letters and everything. Who would want to run a marathon?
April 14, 20188 yr You heard it as well. I thought it was a secret, so better not tell @notsmokinjo. It's great to be in the know isn't it?
April 15, 20188 yr It's only a matter of time, maybe when you and I have turned to dust, but more likely in about 5 weeks. Why haven't you invested in a lucky 8 ball?
April 15, 20188 yr Because they went out of style in the early 80's Do you think my shadow gets tired of following me around all the time?
April 16, 20188 yr Jillars special brownies of course.. If penguins are black and white how come all of mine are brown?
April 16, 20188 yr Myxomatosis killed them Why do we give animals such terrible diseases isn't it biological warfare ?
April 18, 20188 yr cos fences don't work.... sorry little bunnies, my lot invented myxo and its replacement products.....you didn''t ask to come here so the pommy gentry could go hunting.... its not your faulty you bread like you do... Why are people so unkind? (surely someone heard that in Kamahl's accent) Edited April 18, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo i miss quoted my mum's favourite singer.... Kamahl
April 19, 20188 yr Because some of is are really sick in the head, they have to be to think up things like that...? Why do birds kid on they are dead when they are scared then fly at you like they gonna gouge your eyes out..????
April 19, 20188 yr Because they are trying to gouge your eyes out! How do I keep missing the free beer tomorrow?
April 20, 20188 yr You should search the outback for the abominable snowman. Nobody's thought to look there and it is always the last place you look isn't it? While you're at it, see if Nessie has made it down to Oz, there's been precious few sightings here lately. Why would you ask the man in the mirror to do anything?
April 20, 20188 yr Because all the magic beasties live in mirror world and he might be able to find them for you. (Yep Nessy is down here hanging at a billabong with the Bunyip) When do people grow up and stop behaving like children?
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