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Pull the bandaid off fast then it is to
October 26, 20232 yr
… the innocent bystanders who I bowled over while I was dodging flying poo. Speaking of UFOs…
November 15, 20223 yr
this thread all about? If I had my way
November 23, 20223 yr
the turkey was still gobbling. Why did you stuff the turkey with...
Slap yourself on the face with a dead fish, but then maybe....
The smell of fish on my face will help keep away
The fairy elephant that keeps trying to
Steal my peanuts. If only
I could join a circus and live my life doing
Unicycle tricks in the big ring. That would
Give me so much pride. But then again
So would becoming a gypsy and
dancing into a frenzy, the crowd
Edited August 17, 20197 yr by Sazerac
Really enjoyed the excitement of
that crazy dance. She moved like
A sea full of jellyfish and
undulating forest of kelp, where was
She going with this odd dance of hers?
Only @beazel knows about why she
would think about that odd dance. Maybe it was related to
The dance her cat does when it
spots the neighbor's dog. They have a
Love/hate relationship but I think its
because the cat is
Jealous that the dog gets to
pee wherever it wants. But the cat doesn't realize
That his toilet gets cleaned everyday and
humans are willing slaves to be
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