Not only did the ice melt but the gazpacho came to a boil!  Good thing.....

My temper wasn't ,however I did.....

break a sweat running from...

those hyper elves. After that run I decided...

 Take a break and drink a ....

ice cold Pepsi. Felt kinda hungry too, so I....

Grabbed a slice and jumped on the train to...

a far away land. Much to my surprise.....

It took me to a lost land. Next time I will get…

a ticket to the North Pole. That way I will be sure to....

get a seat on the train,  as

I need to speak to Santa. He doesn't know that...

the year 2100 is not a leap year. It is important ...

for him to be flying on the right day. Especially if...

I've been good that year. It may be a stretch, unless ...

your wife lies for you. After all, she wants you to get...

off your backside and fix that ...

time machine so you two can go.....

to the year 3000 and see if ....

smoking has been totally eliminated. Would you believe....

an alien has become president of earth? It's a change ...

to have one leader. But so cool because.......

there's no concept of illegal aliens. Instead we all .......

are aliens, born on space ships. No one on earth is allowed to

Tell anyone else. So they all