would sometimes tuck his fat ass under the kitchen table and shivered.

 

You could never  know...

LOL, poor kowalski...

 

what it felt like to be him in those moments, pissing himself he was so scared.

 

You know, the vegetables....

are still not grown enough :P

You sheer the ...

sheep far too often, and now you're gonna pay!

 

She knew it, the time had come...

to stand up and smile ;)
 

Hamsters hamster ...

? hamsters hamster..... you can finish the line Corey

was the name of my traveling hamster circus, which I quickly became rich from and retired early.

 

Initially, I saw the wave...

around the corner and it didn't seem

like much of a threat, but when I peeked around the corner and saw the guy wave again, I caught the look in his eye.

 

At that point,

I knew I was in danger of loosing

my sticky quit. There in his hand was the thing I dreaded most.

 

I turned and ran, the smoke billowing after me, and....

ran and ran and ran some more.

 

I felt so free, so

as I ran I began to peel the layers of clothing binding my body away and then...

suddenly I was naked, still running wildly, which was when...

off in the distance an ebony stretched limo veered into the path and came to faltering...

Stop...the window slowly wound down...I was scared to look...not knowing what I would....

see or pretend not to see.  There was a lot of nakedy going on...

This was very plain to see as all I could see was flesh

colored aliens who came to earth to find

rare, unusual elves. These creatures definitely

have overtaken our lives. But we really

need to stay vigilant. They seem to

be growing in numbers.  Somebody needs to..............

put together a task force. Or, instead, take

some Christmas cookies and they