woohoo Jackie its that time, this is your virtual hen party, giving you enough time to recover ready for christmas and your big day!

 

Sorry guys strictly women only! unless you are prepared to be stripped and whipped by a gang of drunken women ;)

 

Not sure what goes on over the pond but every hen party I have attended has been a ........

 

If you are imagining drinking tea and getting together for a nice girly chat, discussing flowers, cake and dresses you are so wrong lol

 

I have bared witness to brides to be 70 year old grand mothers turning into raving maniacs and having every male running scared for their lives

 

be prepared and brace yourselves

 

ladies please add your input for our Jackie.................................

starting off with some girlie chat and a glass of champagne

 

I'll bring snacks. I seem to have an abundance of them right now and I'm not "supposed" to eat them.

 

Plus, I have Sangria I am willing to share, especially for the lovely Jackie.

 

Who am I kidding? I have an abundance of Sangria anyway! :D

moving onto costumes

 

yay leanna has brought the sangria :)

 

and snacks from leanna :)

 

 

 

Jager Bombs!!!!

Sorry guys strictly women only! unless you are prepared to be stripped and whipped by a gang of drunken women ;)

Yes, I am prepared for this. Where do I sign up?!

I'll book the stripper!!  I think maybe a fireman (then I get to do all the "hose" innuendo)

I'll bring enough bail moneyfor everyone

Marti, you meant stripperS right?  plural ???   :blink:

I'm available on most weekends  :P

Yaaaa....plenty of dancin.....

I'm available on most weekends :P

Great offer but just lookn at the image in your signature not sure you'll make it as the stripper

 

..

 

... Maybe you could collect our coats ???

Marti, you meant stripperS right?  plural ???   :blink:

Sure, why have one when you can have 20 right  :D

Fine!!!  I will have to dig the leopard thong and baby oil out.

What fun!!

Fine!!!  I will have to dig the leopard thong and baby oil out.

It's a holy time of year...go wash your mouth out lol

 

 

I'm available on most weekends  :P

Pictionary for christmas - defo!!

Yes, I am prepared for this. Where do I sign up?!

:lol: You kill me.

 

I have never heard your voice, but the voice I've made up for you in my head is saying this in a very serious tone, lol. 

It's a holy time of year...go wash your mouth out lol

 

 

Pictionary for christmas - defo!!

 

Sorry... reindeer thong then.

Sorry... reindeer thong then.

With tinsel pasties?

So we have a half naked bat, reindeer or leopard, action needs to pick an outfit before we choose one ;), some oil, yep starting to sound like a hen party to me lol anymore victims I mean volunteers?

:lol: You kill me.

 

I have never heard your voice, but the voice I've made up for you in my head is saying this in a very serious tone, lol.

 

Deadly serious...

 

 

 

;)

So we have a half naked bat, reindeer or leopard, action needs to pick an outfit before we choose one ;), some oil, yep starting to sound like a hen party to me lol anymore victims I mean volunteers?

OK, so you want me to wear clothes at least, will have to remember that!

I've found you a outfit action....