your favourite colour is not pink  :)

You never bought yourself a birthday present

Sazerac was right, it's green not pink.

1. I  had a big harvest of Loofahs this year

 

2.  I  was twice employed as a personal chef

 

3.  I  spent 5 hours being interrogated in a foreign airport.

2? You might have done it once, I don't think you would have done it twice!

You are incorrect K, I didn't learn my lesson the first time and was a personal chef twice.

Darn, #3? Although I can fully picture that B)

no, the interrogation happened at Gatwick.

#1 was the lie

I had a very slim Loofah harvest this year.  My soil was too rich, too much nitrogen,  I think.  Lots of green, sparse fruit.

 

BUT

 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Mastergardener !

 

I give you my turn so, go to it !

Oh darn, I was sure the loofah harvest would have been large.

 

1. I like to grow flowers and vegetables from seed.

 

2. I like to cook, but I am not very good at it.

 

3. I am not a patient person.

Oh darn, I was sure the loofah harvest would have been large.

 

1. I like to grow flowers and vegetables from seed.

 

2. I like to cook, but I am not very good at it.

 

3. I am not a patient person.

 

#2 is the lie?

#2 is true.

 

And Sally, what did you do to make the English mad at you???

I think # 1 is the lie.  You don't like to start plants from seed.  

 

 Immigration pulled me aside because

when asked where I was staying,

I answered effervescently, 'why, I am here to be with Roland !'

and they suspected I would be an illegal alien.

Which I would have been had things worked out.

Ha, that's good, although I don't somehow see you with a Roland.

Sorry, but #1 is true. I LOVE to start everything from seed.

 

So, I go again.

 

#1. I was interrogated at Tel Aviv airport, although not for five hours.

#2. My husband is twelve years older than me.

#3. I have gained 7 pounds in the last four months.

#2

 

Your husband is actually 12 years younger. You Cougar, you.

LOL, you are right that is the lie, but actually he is 11 years older.

Your turn...

1. I am one quarter Welsh.

2. I am one quarter Irish.

3. I am one half Scottish.

I was hoping somebody else would pick up on this...

#2 is false?

#1 is the lie ?  You are not Welsh,

You are both wrong - so by a process of elimination.....

 

3 is false

 

I am in fact

 

1 quarter Scots - My Father's Mother

1 quarter Irish - My Father's Father

1 quarter Welsh - My Mother's Mother

1 quarter Cornish (which is actually kinda English) - My Mother's Father

 

A True Mongrel :D

 

A new one

 

1. I was arrested in the Czech Republic

2. I took and passed a Lie Detector Test in Hungary

3. I was once kidnapped in Bulgaria

#1?

Correct. B)

I'd like to know what was going on in Hungary and Bulgaria, but I suppose some secrets are never told.....

However, confession is good for the soul.....

 

1. I have travelled to Jerusalem

2. I have travelled to Paris.

3. I have travelled to Madrid.

2 is a lie.

#2 is true.

1 is a lie.