August 7, 201412 yr I confess that I wasn't going to have any wine tonight, but I gave in. Pinot Noir :)
August 7, 201412 yr I confess that I wasn't going to have any wine tonight, but I gave in. Pinot Noir :) I'm with you, Girlfriend! but I had no red, so Sauvignon Blanc it was. :)
August 7, 201412 yr You lot must try harder :) I confess I joined the TA (englands territorial army) and I was a bit shit lol. My cheify called me private benjamin (from the goldie hawn film for us older ones) and my own mum insisted I leave before I got posted. I was signal core which tell people where to go and I get lost all the frikkin time haha. I confess my 8 year old sister piped up at the dinner table "what's a blow job" when we were kids. My mum blagged it was a trumpet player because he blew for a job ...same sister went, why was martine doing it then?! Damn siblings were grasses. I confess I just love love! I've been engaged 5 times, oops. But only managed to be faithful to one guy, oops! I stole a sweet as a kid, my mum marched me back to the shop saying tell them you're a thief,busted! I always said I never stole anything else but I admit, I did steal a load of victoria plum stickers about a year later but the girl was mean to me so I didn't even count it as nicking. I have 4 perfectly useless professional qualifications where I am indecisive :)
August 8, 201412 yr You lot must try harder :) I confess I joined the TA (englands territorial army) and I was a bit shit lol. My cheify called me private benjamin (from the goldie hawn film for us older ones) and my own mum insisted I leave before I got posted. I was signal core which tell people where to go and I get lost all the frikkin time haha. I confess my 8 year old sister piped up at the dinner table "what's a blow job" when we were kids. My mum blagged it was a trumpet player because he blew for a job ...same sister went, why was martine doing it then?! Damn siblings were grasses. I confess I just love love! I've been engaged 5 times, oops. But only managed to be faithful to one guy, oops! I stole a sweet as a kid, my mum marched me back to the shop saying tell them you're a thief,busted! I always said I never stole anything else but I admit, I did steal a load of victoria plum stickers about a year later but the girl was mean to me so I didn't even count it as nicking. I have 4 perfectly useless professional qualifications where I am indecisive :) lol - that is awesome!! ok. I'll have to think of some true confessions. As a kid, I stole a candy bar from a convenience store. A few days later, my friend stole candy from a grocery store and got caught when I was with her. She got totally busted - store manager, cops, parents. I didn't steal that day (felt too guilty from the convenience store candy steal), but let her take the fall. Stuck to my, "I did not steal candy from this store on this day or ever." (which was true, cuz i only stole a little piece of candy from the other store on a different day). I never stole again. :) And seriously, I hate thieves now. Why should they take what is not theirs???? That just ain't right!
August 8, 201412 yr Grassed me up, like dob you in it - is that an english saying then? Means told on me basically.
August 8, 201412 yr Awesome Islanders with more slang. The original rednecks of the world. Plus blowjobs. This is like Arkansas or Georgia
August 8, 201412 yr I confess to wetting the bed drunk one night and blaming the ex. She was drunker. Woke myself up doing it. Evidence looked like she might have done it so I woke her up "honey you wet the bed and me". Drunk ass got up and took a shower while I cleaned up. She thanked me next day. Guess I can tell her sometime now we are divorced. Naw
August 8, 201412 yr lmao, brilliant, shifting the blame and saying nothing! Post divorce ADMIT NOTHING ;) Didn't realize moe the grass was another slang thing. It's tough talking sometimes. Just here confusing americans :) My sister has the most amount of fun teaching slang to floridians now she lives over there! She and I also both really snigger that she works at Gaylord Palms! Too funny!
August 9, 201412 yr I asked my mam what an erection was when I had two friends sleeping over, we all wanted to know, she was morto and didn't answer, guess I had to fine out the "hard"way!! My dad caught me having sex twice when I was 18 or 19, once on the kitchen counter and once in the sitting room, yes in his house, he gave me the silent treatment for months the first time, that was pretty morto!!!
August 27, 201412 yr Author rez asked me to put a picture from facebook on for his avatar but not one that made him looked an ass ok I say we choose one, he cropped it and i made out i had put it on omg wetting myself here he will not be amused lmao
August 27, 201412 yr Oh, you bad Tracey! Lol, I love it. My mom called me once while I was having sex... I didn't answer, so she kept calling... and calling... and calling. So finally I picked up. She asked me what I was doing and I told her exactly that, lol. I think she responded with something like, "Oh my... well, enjoy yourself dear! Stay safe." My mom was a fcuking hoot.
August 27, 201412 yr In my attempt to pull an all-nighter, I am watching the "2012 Aerobic World Championship". I didn't know such a thing existed and now I wish I still didn't.
August 27, 201412 yr If Tracey does not change me back soon I'm going to hide all the toilet paper and tissues and in her delicate condition it could be trouble lol
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