I want a Dewlap like this

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Where is your most favorite place on the planet so far ?

My bed!

 

If you've drunk too much and done silly things how do you deal with the fallout in the morning?!

In order of the severity of decorum lost

1) Smile broadly saying, 'I had a marvelous time'

             (use your regal voice) 

2) Handwritten apology

3) Handwritten apology plus small gift

4) Leave the country

I have done all four but, the first one works beautifully.

 

 

How would you use Paul's Water Soluble Nylons ?

In soup it adds body :)

 

What do you do that makes you feel alive I mean really alive!

getting really really dirty and I mean good and dirty, down and dirty in the garden

 

 

do you have an imaginary friend ?  Who are they and what do you talk about ?

No, but I have a rich inner dialogue with myself.  The inside me is far more interesting than the outside me.

 

Why do restaurants think I would like cold French fries (chips)?

Because some folks are too lazy to give a damn.

 

Cruise or Resort?

neither.  I don't play well with others.

a deserted (not a desert) island would be good.

 

have you remembered any dreams lately ?  

Yes! I dreamed my brother stole my identity and charged it up.

Which I am quite sure he is fully capable of.

 

Have you ever seen the tv show 'Infested'? Scary stuff!

No and I don't think that I want to.  :huh:

 

What is your secret shame?

I own all the Sugababes albums

 

Which celebrity would you most like to kiss and which one slap?

Off the cuff, I'd kiss Jay Ryan.

I'd slap Russel Crowe. I just don't care for him.

 

What is your fave thing to do to relax?

Game, read, or knit... not in any particular order it just depends what I am in the mood for at the time. 

 

What is your greatest fear?

That's a toughie!

I think I am afraid of not being successful.  And ghosties.

 

Ariana Grande - yay or nay?

Nay. Then again you know what I listen to.

 

If monsters were real would you rather fight zombies or vampires?

Vamps! Better looking (excluding R from Warm Bodies) and hopefully, if it came to it, a less painful death.

 

Do you think that things are random, or that everything happens for a reason?

I think things definitely happen for a reason and that nothing is random.

 

What's for dinner?

Pizza and wings :)

Where was your last vacation?

Dahlonega, GA 

What is your favorite season?

Summer, it stops raining for a day or two and we might get a few hours of sunshine.

 

What's your favourite non edged, non projectile weapon

Ball mace!!!  I really want the one that GoGo has in Kill Bill. I like weapons a little too much methinks.

 

Horror film or Comedy?

Comedy... laughing is good for your heart.

 

Notre Dame Fighting Irish or Michigan Wolverines?

Wolverines.

Based solely on the fact the one of my friends had a wolverines sweat shirt I wore all the time in HS.

 

Disco or dirty pop?

Dear Ava

 

I am choosing Dirty Pop to mean

 

a soda sullied with olives and olive brine...dirty like a Dirty Martini ?

 

yep that'll be OK with a little more Gin.  a little more....just a bit more.  that's right.  PERFECT !

 

curtains or shades

It depends on the room...really.

 

What was the last beverage you had?