you get a basket full of organic produce :)

 

I insert a tube of bright red lipstick

You get a picture of you wearing bright red lipstick.

 

I insert a pair of scissors.

You get safety goggles

 

I insert the bird that won't stop effin chirping outside my window

You get a ferocious beast (cat).

 

I insert my screaming neighbours.

You get a trailer to pack them up and ship them off to a trailer park, far far away from your home.

 

I insert a government official.......HAHA......see what you can do with that one!

You get a magic spell that would turn him and everyone like him into a spider.

 

I insert my evil post delivery lady.

You get letters from all over the world, sweet letters just saying hello. And no bills. :)

 

I insert a television

You get an egg.

 

 

I insert my birth certificate.

You get a passport

 

I insert my Friday

You get to work on the weekend.

 

I insert a pekingese.

Woah that ain't nice

 

You get a foaming at the mouth rabid dog lol

 

I insert a marker

And you get a big box of colored sidewalk chalk.

 

I insert 20 spam emails

you get a hundred more!

 

I insert all the missing socks.

You get half socks

 

I insert a shoe

And you get another but they are both for the same foot (?).

 

I insert some fresh blueberries

You get a nommy pie!

 

I insert a TV remote.

You get a subscription to Readers Digest :p

 

I insert a book "1001 baby names"

You get 1001 babies to babysit!

 

I insert ice

And I put it on my head because if I have to babysit that many babies, I will have a headache.

 

I insert a half-eaten chocolate bar

And you get a half-eaten smore.

 

I insert an inkjet printer

and you get an invoice (sorry)

 

I insert a bucket of ice

And you get a nicely chilled bottle of wine for a party.

 

I insert a table and four chairs

You get a house full of guests demanding food.

 

I insert a kitty.

And you get back a kitty! He's soft and wiggles and has claws like tiny needles and watches you with big eyes.

 

I insert a pound of raisins

And you get a Canadian favorite: butter tarts. :)

 

I insert some ketchup