Machine messes up and squirts it in your face...edited...squirts me in the face...

 

insert sandles

You get a pedicure.

 

I insert insomnia.

You go into untimely hibernation.

 

 

I insert a dentist.

You get laughing gas

 

I insert a coffee cup

Espresso for you; that will get you going.

 

I insert dirty sheets

You get clean sheets!

 

I insert a mean person

And you get a dried up lemon that you drop in the trash.

 

I Insert 5 slices of bacon

 

(Thanks for the clean sheets BTW)

You get an egg

 

I insert a dollar and a penny

You get a can of coke and a straw,

 

I insert popcorn with real butter.

And you get Netflix (your pick) and an early night to bed.

 

I insert empty beer bottles

You get a nickel a piece.

 

I insert a fortune cookie.

And you get your lucky numbers that might win you the lotto!

 

I insert a rhubarb pie

You get the spring and a garden.

 

I insert a panda.

You get a penguin

 

I insert a book

You get your high-school language teacher.

 

 

I insert a chess board.

And you get a hot date: a nerd from chess club. Needs are the new 'it' guys ya know!

 

I insert a snowball

I know, substance over form, finally! Lol.

 

You get a giant snowman on your doorstep!

 

I insert a cutting board.

You get a pile of veggies and my recipe for stir fry

 

I insert a bar of soap.

And you get clean hands!

 

I insert a Sunday newspaper

And you get a cup of coffee and a lazy boy chair.

 

I insert a grouchy husband

You get a brand new obedient and agreeable husband!

 

 

I insert a dirt road.

You get memories of Sunday drives :)

 

I insert popcorn

You get a visit to an outdoor cinema.

 

 

I insert donuts.

You get a cup of coffee.

 

I insert a lazy Sunday.

You get a good book, a pair of pj's and a blanket and pillow for the couch. And snacks. Lots of snacks.

 

I insert a pencil