you get a pen

 

I insert my work week

You get vacation time :)

 

I insert a typewriter

you get a computer

 

I insert the annoying kids in the street

You get Nancy's tennis racket to bop them with.

 

I insert my dog

You get a sloppy wet kiss.

 

I insert a steak.

And you get a baked potato to go with it.

 

I insert a cat needing attention who wants dinner two hours early

You get an empty plate that smells of BBQ. :p

 

I insert my grandmas recipe rolodex

You get fed

 

I insert a football

And you get an Arsenal victory over Wigan next Saturday in the FA cup semi-final.

 

I insert a basketball

You get Larry Bird.

 

I insert a Popsicle. 

And you get a cold tongue that is not an odd color (we'll wait while you go look).

 

I insert dry roasted peanuts, (must stop)

You get an incredible thirst.

 

I insert my first cup of coffee.

And you get a tall glass of orange juice on ice diluted with seltzer water to give it some fizz.

 

I insert paper plates

You get a picnic.

 

I insert the train tracks.

You get to hear "I've been working on the railroad, all the live long day"...

 

I insert a rainy day  :mellow:

And you get a sunny, fresh but warm evening :)

 

 

I insert a chimney sweep.

You get Mary Poppins and her gang

 

I insert a set of house keys

You get a free house by the lake.

 

 

I insert a pillow.

And you get a quick nap.

 

I insert a tricky puzzle

And you get another even trickier puzzle.

 

 

I insert mushrooms.

And you get sliced mushrooms fried with sherry and Worcestershire sauce then mixed with cream cheese and served on toast. 

 

I insert a quit smoking poster for work

And you get hugs from all the non-smokers and a poke in the eye from all the stinky smokers.

 

I insert a hormone crazed, crabby teenager

(Paul, that sounds yummy!)

 

Your get a nice, mature teenager who helps you with chores :D

 

 

I insert an American football player

You get a football

 

I insert my cat

You get it back together with another 20 kitties,

 

 

I insert a drawing.