And out came the biggest, most persistent, most eye watering stench ever experienced by humanity. 

 

I put in 19 stone hooker and a 2 seater sports car. 

And out came a window licker in a stolen car on a hot date

 

I put in a baseball

And out came the prossies madam with the baseball bat lookin for said window licker...

 

 

I put in a pair of handcuffs

And out came Christian Gray

 

I put in an intact egg shell filled with shredded paper

Geez talk about over thinking it, eh @jillar?

And out came a mama chicken regretting that she ate an entire copy of 50 Shades of Gray

 

I put in a handful of Mexican jumping beans

And out came a miniature mariachi band

 

I put in this cold my hubby gave me

And the machine gave an almighty sneeze and infected the whole train (thanks jillars hubby could you be anymore selfish? I think not..!!)

 

I put in some Vaseline 

And out came a smooth baby's butt with no more diaper rash

 

I put in the Amazon Dot

And out came the wrong forecast.

 

I put in a jar of red paint.

Out came a paint splodged fur coat .. !!

 

 

I put in a pair of high heeled shoes 

Out came the Rockettes.

 

I put in a calendar.

And out came twelve months

 

I put in the bird that keeps eating the rabbit's food

And out came a winged bunny...

 

 

I put in a carrot.. 

And out came 20/20 vision

 

I put in an Arby's orange cream shake

Out came an aussie with no idea wot she was frickin holdin.

 

I put in a pair of earings

And out came a drag queen in a prom dress

 

I put in an owl

And out came Jimmy Giggles.

 

I put in a pumpkin and some chicken stock

Out came 3 songwriters called  Stock Atechicken and Waterpumpkinman

 

I put in a starry starry night and a picture of Vincent van gough. 

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And out came a canvas and paintbrush

 

I put in the letter Y

and out came a spinning top.

 

I put in a scream

And out came a whisper with a tiger head

 

I put in a slip n slide

 

 

And out came a boring old S.

 

I put in a booby...

And out came a crazy woman

 

I put in a hoody thinker

and out came a booby with a public gag order who couldn't make a comment.

 

I put in 2 bunnies

 

( @Sslip your not boring, just your avatar... ... don't be sad, its easy to fix)