You get an adventure that's all your own

 

I insert a private lake (how ya gonna do that in a coke machine?)

you get a sailboat

 

 

I insert bubble wrap

You get a beautiful crystal ornament

 

I insert an orchid

You get a ray of sunshine.

 

I insert bakon ... lol ... Wait! That sounds kinda messed up  :P

You get a delicious breakfast. Om nom nom 

 

I insert a remote control. 

You get free premium channels for life.

 

I insert one foreign scam artist pretending to be from the I.R.S.

You get nightmares for some and job security for others.

 

Insert a campfire

You get S'mores.

 

I insert some online window shopping,

You get pop-up ads on your Facebook page

 

I insert a Junior Olympics boys swim team

You get to wash the chlorine smelling towels and bathing speedos.

 

I insert a weekend to myself.

You get heaven on earth!

 

I insert an empty coffee mug.

You get a refill :)

 

I insert a cup full of ice cubes.

You get iced tea

 

I insert a belt loop.

You get a bandolier full of .45 cartridges.

I insert a pair of cleated track shoes!

You get a pair of cleated track shoes from Comrade Simba (anything from Comrade Simba seems as if its been a while):

 

I insert a Ayyyyyyyyaaaaa, yaaaahhhhaaahhhh!!!!

And a faint *woot* echos out of the dispenser hole as if it were from faraway australia.

I insert a couple of poachers.

You get a fine & are thankful for that, since, some countries don't look kindly on poachers ;)

 

I insert a music box

and get a galaxy.   I insert a firefly.

and get a drink I can find in the dark!!

 

 

 

I insert a black cat wearing a Santa hat.

And out pops the Grinch with some reeeaallly special plans for Christmas.

 

I inert a box full of ashtrays, lighters, cartons of cigarettes and all that smoking paraphrenalia from my mom's house before she gets out of the hospital (cuz her doc said quit smoking and she's going for it.)

She gets a pat on the back and a get well soon card!

 

I insert a worn out slipper

Something like Cinderella's grandmother appears pushing a shopping cart mumbling something incoherent.

 

I insert a UNICEF brochure

Went whirrrrrr... and didn't take the unicef brochure

So I put in a ravioli coupon.

stupid coke machine is broken.

Then it worked

 

Took your ravioli coupon and gave you a pigs leg

 

I inserted a garden stump