Quim---vagina

 

Y'all can make up your own sentence, lol, 

I'm busy with my quim.

Ranga.

 

A redhead, short for orangutan...seeing as they are the same colour.

 

My kid is a ranga.

Stoor

 

Dust..

 

You could write your name in the stoor on that..!

Tosser

 

See wanker or jerk off.

Ugh.

 

ugh. how to define ugh ?

Veggie

 

Well obviously vegetables, as in "come on eat ya bloody vegies of ya not gettin a super dooper fer sweets"

 

But also an insult for someone who is stupid.

 

"Stop being a vegie"...usually after you say or do something pretty bloody stupid.

 

Oh my god, I just got me a fizzchick message in from @Fab one of me fellow Aussies.....he wants me to go a proxy for him for W....

 

"Wake up Australia, Tasmania's floating away"....basically pay attention dickhead.

Wedgie 

 

Not to be confused with weegie lol a wedgie - 

A wedgie is the act of forcibly pulling a person's underwear upwards from the back. The act is often performed as a school prankor a form of bullying.

Wedgies are commonly featured in popular works, either as a form of low comedy or as a behaviour representative of bullying. In such works, briefs are usually the type of underpants that are worn by the victim

Xmas ... Pronounced either ex-mass or Christmas.

 

Christmas for the non-Christians....or more to the point why write 9 letters when ya can get by with 4.

Ya dancer - 

Ya dancer" or "Ya wee dancer" is of Scottish origin. This expression means - Excellent! Great! Fantastic! Etc etc etc. For a reference, you can check the film Trainspotting where Sickboy uses the expression perfectly.

Scotland got England in the World Cup qualifier draw, ya dancer!

Zipper snake

 

A pen1s.

Aye = yes 

Buckie - it's a tonic wine all the wee neds drink. Gotta love urban dictionary- 

A vile alcoholic beverage much loved by alkies and children, especially in Scotland. Probably the Scottish equivalent of American drinkThunderbird, or else the Scottish equivalent of meths. Known to the monks who make it as Buckfast Tonic Wine. Any resemblance to what the French call wine is unlikely to be found.

Gie us a chug o yer buckie, pal!

 

C U Next Tuesday.

 

The polite way to say that C word, which Aussies use way more than anyone else in the world. 

 

I hate me ex, he is such a C U Next Tuesday.

Diddy

A word used in West Central Scotland to describe a woman's breast. 

It can also be used to insult someone by comparing him or her to a woman’s breast/ tit.

That cunts a’ pure diddy man. 

Geez a swatch a’ yer diddies!

 

eegit

From the term idiot meaning youre stupid. A fool. Someone who acts carelessly.

"your such an eegit" 
"What a fukin eegit"

Franga... A condom, derived from the term "french letter"....dunno why we call a condom a French letter but we shortened it to franga.

grunt

Worker with a menial, labour intensive job: "grunt work".

Hungry-thirsty...when your not really hungry and ya not thirsty..but ya are...